Dear Midgard...

[TheBinarySurfer]

Seems I should have done more than ae mez you after the shit you just pulled in the water.

That the yearly successful Minstrel AoE Mezz cast Gamah?

 

[daoc_xianghua]

Hi there Midgard /wave

Please, Please, Please take your relics back from Albion. I will tell you a story about a famous minstrel named Gamah and his adventures with 4 relics.

Once apon a time there was a minstrel known by many, his name was Gamah, often the naughty minstrel found himself in trouble on an Internet forum know as "the Howwwwse"

Anyway, Gamah was having a dream of becoming RR10 after years of playing he decided to renew to play with friends and to obtain his RR10 title! Gamah awoke from his long slumber to find Albion had captured Midgard relics, Hooray! Gamah yelled as he skipped along to the frontiers.

When Gamah arrived in Hibernia to kill the evil enemies of the realm he noticed about 6 trillion Albs on the bridge. The Albs were not just limited to the bridge though..there were Albs in the water, in the forest, on the hills, in the towers, in fact there were Albs in every possible nook or crannie the little Minstrel could imagine.

The moral of the story is..

Please take your relics back so every rog shitter and his dog piss of back to the other realms so Gamah actually has something to kill and doesn't just see 5 billion sorc's everywhere.

Thank you for listening to my tale!

i liek this tale <3

 

[Gamah]

Xiang <333

 

[daoc_xianghua]

Xiang <333

Hej xd i´m getting Hewo rdy for some solo pwnage, already respecced RA´s! (twice this week :c) and i´m back to 50 shield spec, just need to fix 1-2 artis and new template and we can have some duels <3

 

[Thornea]

because of you guys doorstepping and fucking over the soloers.

dont cry now no one cba to go there.

Come on, you making it sound like its entirely SH's fault that bled is dead.
We usually go bled for about 10 mins (sorry if this is an inconvenience for your farming of low rrs) then beno, usually port back after 5-10 mins, then roam bled for another 5 mins.. port instaRVR for 15 mins.. rinse and repeat.

Your obsession with door step camping is totally invalid and you know it.
Yes mids at bled have resists up, but you have champion resists and a good 4-5 mins of bot resists when you 1st get there.
OMFG yes mids can run straight out of bled and if lucky get a few fights where u have to boat it.
No one is forcing you to go bled.
I just seams to me that anyone of rr5 or above is an "OMFG Doorstep camper!" if at bled when u encounter them.. anyone below rr5.. well thats what you have come for isnt it? (mellee ranger ftw)
Your very keen (as we are pointing out flaws in playstyles) to accuse ppl of doorstep camping and I quote "Fucking over soloers" but it seamed ok for you and post mortem to zerg your way to 9L5 doing exactly that.
Admittedly you have been "a parody of virtue" lol, bar the whining on irc where you were trying to get rr10 solo, lately but im afraid your not qualified due to you 9L5's worth of complete zerging to complain of "fucking over soloers" as im not qualified to moan about it either.

 

[Fifta]

Gamah your wonderful story truly touched my PENIS I'm your penis, I'm your penis!! dippidippdiiii (Musics adapted from the Venus ladyshaver commercial)

Great action and fun you gave!

Thank you the mustard bastard man! Haifai!

And to make it clear, I really liked your story. But I have seen a minor hib zerg aswell :C

 

[Vladamir]

That the yearly successful Minstrel AoE Mezz cast Gamah?

He kited a group with about 6 of those last night. Even got the Rodelsb zerg at a tower. Though half of them purged

 

[Collateral]

To bad some won't do a AoD stunt like putting the keeps on L1 so hibs and mids can take them and organize a RR

 

[Xrystofer]

Hej xd i´m getting Hewo rdy for some solo pwnage, already respecced RA´s! (twice this week :c) and i´m back to 50 shield spec, just need to fix 1-2 artis and new template and we can have some duels <3

looking forward to meet u

 

[Castus]

Come on, you making it sound like its entirely SH's fault that bled is dead.
We usually go bled for about 10 mins (sorry if this is an inconvenience for your farming of low rrs) then beno, usually port back after 5-10 mins, then roam bled for another 5 mins.. port instaRVR for 15 mins.. rinse and repeat.

Your obsession with door step camping is totally invalid and you know it.
Yes mids at bled have resists up, but you have champion resists and a good 4-5 mins of bot resists when you 1st get there.
OMFG yes mids can run straight out of bled and if lucky get a few fights where u have to boat it.
No one is forcing you to go bled.
I just seams to me that anyone of rr5 or above is an "OMFG Doorstep camper!" if at bled when u encounter them.. anyone below rr5.. well thats what you have come for isnt it? (mellee ranger ftw)
Your very keen (as we are pointing out flaws in playstyles) to accuse ppl of doorstep camping and I quote "Fucking over soloers" but it seamed ok for you and post mortem to zerg your way to 9L5 doing exactly that.
Admittedly you have been "a parody of virtue" lol, bar the whining on irc where you were trying to get rr10 solo, lately but im afraid your not qualified due to you 9L5's worth of complete zerging to complain of "fucking over soloers" as im not qualified to moan about it either.

Once again well said Rich but its a waste of time.The poor souls got tunnel vision on rvr.As for Mid dying well just denerf the Warlocks and see the population explode again

 

[ebenezer]

looking forward to meet u

il meet you when im rr11 and respecced to s/s

 

[TheBinarySurfer]

my last dozen or so experiences at bled since i activated evita's account again have been:

• Buff up, boat to bled.
• Get to land (maybe!) if you avoid the drop point / waterline campers
• Avoid the SB/Hunter/Warlock zerg at the bridge
• /Emote spam two bondancers/warlock/sms +DI bot on /stick
• Wander within clip of the bridge and pop SL.
• Attack a stealther at clip distance from the bridge.
• End up wasting sos to escape the adds that come almost instantly.
• Come back, get popped by a stealther in front of a caster duo/trio/fg, then sit and wait to die.

Alternatively i can wander around out of clip of the bridge and not find anything bar quads/fg's...

Or i can go to Emain & get 2 realm points a kill with the rest of the Alb zerg.
Or i can go to Albion and find either find caster trios or sweet FA.

Fun...

PS It is funny watching a fg blow purges on a lone minstrel mezz mind...However now with horses and these sodding CL abilities a decent getaway is difficult even with SoS.

 

[danmrman]

Please take your relics back so every rog shitter and his dog piss of back to the other realms so Gamah actually has something to kill and doesn't just see 5 billion sorc's everywhere.

is there no end to your moaning!

Albs got the relics and u are moaning as its gonna stop u getting RR10?
If your running solo go run in Mid there is normally soloer's there or even for find the "solo Spot" near beno

 

[Mas]

my last dozen or so experiences at bled since i activated evita's account again have been:

• Buff up, boat to bled.
• Get to land (maybe!) if you avoid the drop point / waterline campers
• Avoid the SB/Hunter/Warlock zerg at the bridge
• /Emote spam two bondancers/warlock/sms +DI bot on /stick
• Wander within clip of the bridge and pop SL.
• Attack a stealther at clip distance from the bridge.
• End up wasting sos to escape the adds that come almost instantly.
• Come back, get popped by a stealther in front of a caster duo/trio/fg, then sit and wait to die.

Alternatively i can wander around out of clip of the bridge and not find anything bar quads/fg's...

Or i can go to Emain & get 2 realm points a kill with the rest of the Alb zerg.
Or i can go to Albion and find either find caster trios or sweet FA.

Fun...

PS It is funny watching a fg blow purges on a lone minstrel mezz mind...However now with horses and these sodding CL abilities a decent getaway is difficult even with SoS.

Had a nice fight with you this morning though, and the 2 hunters didnt add and just watched

 

[Blow]

hehe CM bombed gates about 10 times, surprised hibs sat there time after time tbh...was a great fun

Was funny yeah, but at the end bit boring, did not find any groups so we did the bombing at crauch and walked on both bridges now and then

 

[illu]

The middies can't get the relics back because there are simply more Albs on at every time of the day 24/7 and the relics are in 2 really shit keeps. If they were in coastal keeps, maybe the odds would be ever so slightly better.

People camping drop offs is pretty lame, but I suppose there are not enough enemy to kill, so everyone wants a piece of the RP pie when someone arrives.

Maybe there should be a limit as to how many RP you can get in an area per hour, or something should be done as to the maximum amount of people that can attack one person, maybe 2 being the maximum. This would make people look for their own fights, or maybe make fights last longer.

I feel sorry for the soloers and small teams that do venture into enemy lands only to be killed by censi's (TM) doorsteppers. Or like has been mentioned before, give 0.5 the RP for homeland kills, and 2x the RP for enemy land kills. Do that for starters and things might get better.

Oli - Illu

 

[Sharkith]

Maybe zergs could go camp Milegates in Agramon? They seem well designed for a larf and lets face it the FG's have not effectively utilised the zone (mind you I can imagine the lag if the zergs do do this!!)

So stealthers can hunt the routes to the milegates and FG's could hunt between the milegates?

 

[fettoken]

Gamah, i´ll let you in on a little seclet here Take a ram, bring it to Midgard, and start ramming a keep, preferably a higher lvl one, til its on flames. Then await a few mids and start farming them ;DD

 

[TheBinarySurfer]

Had a nice fight with you this morning though, and the 2 hunters didnt add and just watched

I think you're getting me confused with someone else - been in work all day not playing daoc (although for those interested I will try and put a fg out tonight to have some fun with)...

I played last night and got nothing but caster/hunter/sb adds on the few 1-1 fights I did have...

PS Sorry Caylan (Camayln? spelling?) I wasn't in a kind mood after beign chain zerged/added on, hence killing you when you were low on hps after a fight - give you a proper 1-1 another time mate.

 

[Gamah]

Gamah, i´ll let you in on a little seclet here Take a ram, bring it to Midgard, and start ramming a keep, preferably a higher lvl one, til its on flames. Then await a few mids and start farming them ;DD

tried that fg zerged me.

 

[brad]

I tried that and gamah found me.


Then i ld'ed, so guess im dead inside eras now.

 

[Gamah]

I tried that and gamah found me.


Then i ld'ed, so guess im dead inside eras now.

No, you're dead inside eras and I am 1600 rpts better off ;d

 

[pip]

The middies can't get the relics back because there are simply more Albs on at every time of the day 24/7 and the relics are in 2 really shit keeps. If they were in coastal keeps, maybe the odds would be ever so slightly better.

People camping drop offs is pretty lame, but I suppose there are not enough enemy to kill, so everyone wants a piece of the RP pie when someone arrives.

Maybe there should be a limit as to how many RP you can get in an area per hour, or something should be done as to the maximum amount of people that can attack one person, maybe 2 being the maximum. This would make people look for their own fights, or maybe make fights last longer.

I feel sorry for the soloers and small teams that do venture into enemy lands only to be killed by censi's (TM) doorsteppers. Or like has been mentioned before, give 0.5 the RP for homeland kills, and 2x the RP for enemy land kills. Do that for starters and things might get better.

Oli - Illu

Don't belive that