day of rest my arse

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old.ignus

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In 7 hours I gotta go to work a 12 hour shift, lucky me. My only consolation is that my bosses daughter is coming to see me to arange our next date. Any ideas where I should take her?
See you all tomoro night
 
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Summo

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Up the arse!

I shall prolly be buying Half-Life and CS tomorrow and will no doubt spend the day downloading patches f'rit. :(
 
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Testin da Cable

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*snigger*work*snigger*

seriously tho, take her somewhere nice for dinner. call me old-fashioned but eating good food in a nice place with a fine woman always does it for me :)
 
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old.ignus

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hang on a minute mate we've only started dating, brown wings come later.
 
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Summo

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What about eating a fine woman in her nice place while she whines?

Always does it for me. ;)
 
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Testin da Cable

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I prefer to have some food inside me before starting my usual 20hrs of mindblowing sex. on the other hand, it is rather nice to have her cook something for you about half way through :)
 
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old.ignus

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Shes 16 by the way. And untouched from what I hear. Sex will be slow and careful and not in my bed.
 
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Testin da Cable

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smart move :)
btw, watch out for splinters while up on that table matey ;)
 
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Summo

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*uNF!*

ouch!

*uNF!*

ouch!

*uNF!*

my pi3!

*uNF!*

ouch!

and so on...
 
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GDW

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bosses daughter you say...............old proverb......never shit on your own back doorstep........itll all end in tears!
 
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Nibbler

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Originally posted by SomeGuy
I shall prolly be buying Half-Life and CS tomorrow and will no doubt spend the day downloading patches f'rit. :(
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You said that 3 months ago :p
 
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xenon2000

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Originally posted by ignus
Shes 16 by the way. And untouched from what I hear. Sex will be slow and careful and not in my bed.
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Ssh, Tug is about...
 
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old.ignus

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Nah its ok, if they're legal Tug isn't interested.
 
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old.TUG

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Hey I'll not deny theres some fresh lookin 14/15 yr olds knockin abooooot but i'd neva mess wiv 'em, keep it leeeeeeeegal :)

ignus, how old are ya m8? I'm 20, u canna be no older and messin wiv a 16 yr old.. ;)
 
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Wij

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I agree with the up the arse suggestion. If she's a virgin you could pretend that's the way it's always done :D
 
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old.TUG

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Originally posted by Wij
I agree with the up the arse suggestion. If she's a virgin you could pretend that's the way it's always done :D
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lol wij ur sick.. wud be interestin to put into practise tho :)

ignus - big up yoself and nuff respek :D
 
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old.ignus

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Cheers lads!

Anyway last year (when I was 19) I went out with a 15 year old and she turned out to have more experience than I did. Most recently went out with a 18 year old who turned out to be a mummy's girl and promptly dumped her. So I'm not always the kiddy fidler.
 
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old.TUG

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Originally posted by ignus
Cheers lads!

Anyway last year (when I was 19) I went out with a 15 year old and she turned out to have more experience than I did. Most recently went out with a 18 year old who turned out to be a mummy's girl and promptly dumped her. So I'm not always the kiddy fidler.
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lol same ere when i woz 19 too... she liked sex too much, little slag... fucked in the head too, paranoid, depressed, moody etc etc, u know the score
o well :)
anyway get some pics of this virgin girl innit :D
 
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old.ignus

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Originally posted by TUG


... fucked in the head too, paranoid, depressed, moody etc etc, u know the score
anyway get some pics of this virgin girl innit :D
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fuck were we going out with the same girl?

Er no. She's a model I don't have to
 
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