David Blaine has STOPPED!!!

[darthshearer]

David Blaine has stopped his "illusion" as he found out that an English man has stayed in the box a lot longer than him without NOTHING. This English man goes by the name of.......





























Emile Heskey :lol:

 

[old.Dillinja]

Oh dear.

 

[darthshearer]

I know sorry, I heard it today on the radio and I laughed

 

[Ono]

 

[darthshearer]

Ermmm whats going on there?

 

[Munkey-]

Good god! and to think i read this earlier yesterday on this EXACT same forum!


(still a good joke though)

 

[darthshearer]

Sorry

 

[mank!]

major glen

 

[Ch3tan]

Darth you never fail to dissapoint Was funny though

 

[~Lazarus~]

Originally posted by darthshearer
Sorry

Sorry Darth - stole your thunder

 

[evilmonkeh]

the chap next to me just found this on the sunderland forum... and he went there on purpous!

 

[dysfunction]

New Endurance Act

World famous illusionist/nitwit David Blaine is already planning a new mind-boggling act of endurance, Row Z can exclusively reveal.
The 'street magician' - currently suspended in a glass box over London's glamorous River Thames - is planning to obtain an Arsenal season ticket and watch every home match for the rest of the season.

"There's no trickery involved and no way of escape," said Blaine, speaking exclusively to Row Z. "For me it's all about pushing the envelope of human endurance -stretching my tolerance levels to the limit.
"I'm not worried about the first few games, I'm worried about what happens later, when I'm tired and disorientated and just about ready to lose my mind.
Blaine claims to have rigorously prepared for the challenge by undergoing an intensive 30-year programme of not watching Arsenal.

However, some experts believe Blaine's latest attempt to shock the public is a step too far.

"There are limits to what a man can put himself through," said official Row Z doctor Hertz van Rental.

"If he does attempt to go a whole season, watching Arsenal could induce serious side-effects such as dementia, hallucinations - one poor soul once told me he had seen John Jenson score a goal.

"It's not big, it's not clever and I don't think we should be encouraging Mr Blaine."

Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger growled: "He doesn't fancy a game, does he?"

 

[evilmonkeh]

haha pld.
boorin ole ARSEnal eh?

 

[darthshearer]

I saw the same on a Toon forum aboot the mackams hehe

And Ch3tan I always try and please my regulars....ermm....my...good ones...errm peps on this boord

*whistle*

/me walks off did anyone notice?

 

[Teh Krypt]

It was a joke? Oh.. someone explain it, I don't understand

 

[mank!]

Go and find out who Emile Heskey is.

www.google.com

oh, and I'd much rather spend two months in a box than watching Poxford United

 

[Teh Krypt]

I know who he is... oh I get it now.. although its really not funny

 

[Deadmanwalking]

Then you are just dumb

 

[Teh Krypt]

Originally posted by Deadmanwalking.
Then you are just dumb

My edits own your posts

 

[Deadmanwalking]

You pressed the edit button? and repeated what i said... well done

 

[Teh Krypt]

Originally posted by Deadmanwalking.
You pressed the edit button? and repeated what i said... well done

Edit.. err just thought, you mean I edited after? I edited it then saw your post so replyed.

(This edit replaces my original post just fyi.)