Dave Lister's wife on Trisha today.

[Kryten]

Yeah I know it's bad enough sitting here on a paid day off watching Channel 5 and even worse Trisha Goddard, but something caught my eye.

It appears David Lister's estranged wife has been caught up in a DNA battle/love triangle between her mother and 2 possible fathers.

Ach-achachach-achachachach-agghachagghacch today:

* Disclaimer. Comparing a gelf to this person may upset the genetically engineered being and is done so in jest only. No humans were harmed in the taking of this photograph and if you think I'm being nasty for doing this then "thrrrrpt!"

 

[mycenae]

I shouldn't laugh....I should take the moral high ground....but fucking ROFL! Repped!

 

[chipper]

lol thats funny

 

[Edmond]

The word 'ugly' and 'tree' spring to mind



*waits for the moral high horse riders to flame me for that one*




















and 'every fucking branch on the way down' Haa Haa Haa

 

[ECA]

 

[Edmond]

She looks like Andy Pipkin from Little Brtain

'Yeah, I Know......'

 

[Trem]

I was one of her past lovers

 

[Edmond]

I was one of her past lovers

That figures, she looks like the result of a terrible DIY disaster

 

[Sharma]

Man, you'd have to have been smoking crack to marry that.













Oh wait.

 

[Kryten]

Touché!

 

[RandomBastard]

lol excellent kryt, eca and edmond!

 

[Ch3tan]

Sharma.... FLMAO

 

[sayward]

O.K. Who's Dave Lister?

 

[Zenith.UK]

It's a Red Dwarf thing.
In the episode "Emohawk: Polymorph 2", David Lister (Craig Charles) has to marry a genetically engineered life form, or GELF, in exchange for essential parts for the spaceship.

A comparison is being made between the woman on TV and these...

 

[Dark Orb Choir]

nice moobs

 

[Jupitus]

Ahhh ok.... I thought 'Red Dwarf' at first, but then I googled David Lister and thought this was about some journalist.

Blimey, I'm thick

 

[Kryten]

Heh deary deary me

It's worth noting that GELF's reproductive organs are in their faces.
I wonder if the specimen on TV the other day was using lipstick or vagisil.

 

[sayward]

It's a Red Dwarf thing.
In the episode "Emohawk: Polymorph 2", David Lister (Craig Charles) has to marry a genetically engineered life form, or GELF, in exchange for essential parts for the spaceship.

A comparison is being made between the woman on TV and these...

Thanks.

 

[Dukat]

Talking about ugly buggers from red dwarf, what about this guy?

Eh? Kryt?






*runs*

:wub:

 

[Kryten]

I can't help it, that's the best they could do after crushing my car with me still asleep in the back seat!

 

[Poag]

I can't help it, that's the best they could do after crushing my car with me still asleep in the back seat!

I thought you just forgot to get out? Falling asleep...well now thats a bit different....

 

[Roo Stercogburn]

This is how Kryten crashed.

YouTube - Funny car crash

Thats Jup in the passenger seat btw, the video was shot on a weekend.