Dateing Advice

[[SS]Gamblor]

Girls don't like zombie films.

Girls don't like arcade games, even the one with the samurai sword.


Always check to see if Your flie is undone.

At the end of the night, when exchanging telephone numbers, be suspicious if hers begins with 0891.

Never, ever buy a woman flowers from the garage. We ALWAYS know

Don’t get drunk on the first date

Keep your first date short, and leave your date wanting more.

Men - don’t fart, even if you think it’s really, REALLY, funny.

 

[eggy]

Never, ever buy a woman flowers from the garage. We ALWAYS know

Untrue, proven inaccurate by Eggy(TM) 14/02/06.

Edit: Hang on, I split up with my girlfriend two days later.

FUCK THEY REALLY DO KNOW

 

[Kaun_IA]

dont underestimate women.... they know, or will know evrything

 

[Tualatin]

+ Don't forget the name, ever!
+ Don't lite a sigarette before she does.. If she doesn't.. prolly a non smoker.. and says byebye
+ Let her pay the check after diner.. They want emancipation right?

 

[Sparx]

never call your new girlfriend by your ex name too. Thats not fun

 

[Jjuraa]

+ Don't forget the name, ever!

only one im guilty of :E shame its one of the worst. Apparently even an honest mistake like calling her kelly when her name was kirsty was enough to prevent me getting a second date

 

[Ezteq]

This is a complete generalisation and untrue!!

*Ah Hem*


Girls don't like zombie films. - i have a vast collection of horror movies and some of them contain zombies (which i like)

Girls don't like arcade games, even the one with the samurai sword. - i love arcade gmes, house of the dead and time crisis pwn as do those manx racer ones where you have to sit on a fake motorbike and pretend to drive round the track.


Always check to see if Your flie is undone. - yes this one i agree with because it really pisses me off when i reach over for a squeeze and the sodding things fastned.

At the end of the night, when exchanging telephone numbers, be suspicious if hers begins with 0891. - kk cant argue.




Never, ever buy a woman flowers from the garage. We ALWAYS know - flowers are flowers and if ones from a garage are what you get think about it, the guy has thought to buy you flowers... he's done it, thats 100% beter than not getting any yes?

Don’t get drunk on the first date- no dont get drunk on the first date because i plan to get thoroughly arse holed and will need a designated driver.

Keep your first date short, and leave your date wanting more. - where'd you think your going mister? i want a severe rodgering and then i should like fench toast and donuts for breakfast.... Mmmm and possibly a pork chop.

Men - don’t fart, even if you think it’s really, REALLY, funny.- well you can hold it in and give your self gut ache if you like *sound of thunder in a tin pail* scuse me, but im not..... oh i got one brewing, pass me that lighter will you?

 

[Thorwyn]

...but then:

My BF: "Freak, for God's sake, you freak! just when i thought you couldn't get any weirder you went and got weirder, there's nothing about you thats normal at all is there"

:/

 

[[SS]Gamblor]

See the folowers thing i don't do ... ever.

Why i hear you ask,

Simple . Becuase the die .
Nothing worse than giving someone flowers and saying "they remind me of you/your smile/smell/etc..."

Then 3 days later they smell like a cat has done a crap somewhere in the room.

 

[Hansmoleman]

See the folowers thing i don't do ... ever.

Why i hear you ask,

Simple . Becuase the die .
Nothing worse than giving someone flowers and saying "they remind me of you/your smile/smell/etc..."

Then 3 days later they smell like a cat has done a crap somewhere in the room.

a potato has more meaning than a flower, i read some good reasoning behind it once, cant remember where though the jist was it lasts forever, doesnt die but grows stuff on it. hmmm i make it sound bad to buy someone a potato..

 

[Lamp]

So on that basis I should buy Cheese Doritos to give to my wife on Valentines Day rather than the 4 dozen red roses

 

[FoxeH]

only one im guilty of :E shame its one of the worst. Apparently even an honest mistake like calling her kelly when her name was kirsty was enough to prevent me getting a second date

haha, iv'e fallen for the same thing but mine was a tad worse
the first time i called her kirsty she let it go, the second time i got a slap and she let it go again, the 3rd time shen walked off and got a taxi home. her name was kylie... very similar

 

[old.Tohtori]

Then again, you could do what i do and be yourself. F*ck around with her mind, don't offer any drinks(i ain't buying drinks for any girl who ain't mine), don't remember the name and flatout tell it in her face.

"I was arsed, can't remember ya."

One girl, first "date", second time we met that is, can't remember f*ck all as i was pished beyond belief. She said next day "Thanks for a great date, cya next week when i come back home".

Was with her for four months or so.

You can do any f*cking thing you want, if the girl ain't right, she ain't right.

Now excuse me...

*farts, opens a bottle of Jack D, puts on some clothes from the hamper and brushes his fingers through his hair one time to clear the sleepy effect*

I'm off for a date

Disclaimer: The author of this does NOT have a date tonight.

 

[lilmissnaughty]

had to rep Ez.
was just like reading what me own reply was gonna be.
cept the farting bit, u can always take the smell of ur own brew but someone elses will make u gag.this is why u should sneak off an trump ya guts out in the loo.this rule relaxes once u been together a while.

 

[Vladamir]

Always check to see if Your flie is undone. - yes this one i agree with because it really pisses me off when i reach over for a squeeze and the sodding things fastned.

<unzips>

 

[Mikah75]

had to rep Ez.
was just like reading what me own reply was gonna be.
cept the farting bit, u can always take the smell of ur own brew but someone elses will make u gag.this is why u should sneak off an trump ya guts out in the loo.this rule relaxes once u been together a while.

rofl how elegant

who needs em!

 

[noblok]

a potato has more meaning than a flower, i read some good reasoning behind it once, cant remember where though the jist was it lasts forever, doesnt die but grows stuff on it. hmmm i make it sound bad to buy someone a potato..

Seinfeld, it was hilarious .

 

[Naetha]

I think all the girls on these boards/that play MMORPGs are automatically excluded from that list, as Ez proved

My husband's work friends are extremely jealous of the fact that he's married to me, for no other reason than I'll happily do his epic quests, make him SC templates, go see Evil Aliens with him (awesome film btw - strongly recommend!), make him cups of tea when RvRing, as well as the fact that I only have one pair of shoes, can put my own shelves up, and am more addicted to SG-1 and Battlestar Galactica than he is

Geek girls ftw!

 

[FallycSymbol]

can i marry you? just part time, please

 

[Morchaoron]

so is it good or bad when the girl gets drunk, then farts and says she normally <--(??) doesnt do that? -_-

 

[DocWolfe]

just dont follow through.

 

[Mey]

I think all the girls on these boards/that play MMORPGs are automatically excluded from that list, as Ez proved

My husband's work friends are extremely jealous of the fact that he's married to me, for no other reason than I'll happily do his epic quests, make him SC templates, go see Evil Aliens with him (awesome film btw - strongly recommend!), make him cups of tea when RvRing, as well as the fact that I only have one pair of shoes, can put my own shelves up, and am more addicted to SG-1 and Battlestar Galactica than he is

Geek girls ftw!

I love you already!

 

[old.Tohtori]

I think all the girls on these boards/that play MMORPGs are automatically excluded from that list, as Ez proved

My husband's work friends are extremely jealous of the fact that he's married to me, for no other reason than I'll happily do his epic quests, make him SC templates, go see Evil Aliens with him (awesome film btw - strongly recommend!), make him cups of tea when RvRing, as well as the fact that I only have one pair of shoes, can put my own shelves up, and am more addicted to SG-1 and Battlestar Galactica than he is

Geek girls ftw!

Yeah but...you're surely ugly? Right? RIGHT?!?!!

*sighs*

*goes of mumbling*

mhm..stupid cute girls with...shm mh...and come and ruining this balance...mhm mh...ooh look at me, i'm a pretty gamer girl...stupid people with their...mhmh..mh...bah...SG-1...

 

[Naetha]

I'm 22 stone and have a severe facial deformity.







Oh, and I used to be a man

 

[[SS]Gamblor]

I'm 22 stone and have a severe facial deformity.







Oh, and I used to be a man

Your Tilda's twin ?

 

[Mey]

I'm 22 stone and have a severe facial deformity.


Oh, and I used to be a man

Paper bags can solve that problem, 22 stone? thats just more to love



or as my friend would say more the cushion the easier the pushin :S

 

[Ezteq]

I'm 22 stone and have a severe facial deformity.







Oh, and I used to be a man

mom?

 

[old.Tohtori]

mom?

DAD?!

 

[Ezteq]

DAD?!

Grandpa!!! when'd you get parole?




*turns back to the wall*

 

[old.Tohtori]

Grandpa!!! when'd you get parole?




*turns back to the wall*

We're one f*cked up family.