Darko

[~YuckFou~]

swim bladder.

 

[~Lazarus~]

Originally posted by oldlester
(insert forgotten word here)

lobotomising ?

 

[Lester]

gah too late with edit..pah!


http://www.provet.co.uk/fish/fishswim.htm


Yuck , you do realise I could have put "swim" in my original post and made you look mildy foolish? I hope you appreciate the sacrifice.

 

[Trem]

NEVER!!!!

He wont die, trust me.

 

[Lester]

*fetches lemon*

 

[~Lazarus~]

Originally posted by Tremor.
NEVER!!!!

He wont die, trust me.

Boil up the water in the fish tank.,

That will get him a bit more active

 

[~YuckFou~]

*starts peeling spuds*

 

[Trem]

Oh god I did that when I was younger, tish was his name(cuz thats how i said it), I thought he looked hungry so i squirted some Jif lemon in the tank. It kills them surprisingly quickly

 

[~YuckFou~]

Originally posted by oldlester
gah too late with edit..pah!


http://www.provet.co.uk/fish/fishswim.htm


Yuck , you do realise I could have put "swim" in my original post and made you look mildy foolish? I hope you appreciate the sacrifice.

You could, but you didn't. aye aer teh davd attinborrow.

 

[dysfunction]

Originally posted by Tremor.
Oh god I did that when I was younger, tish was his name(cuz thats how i said it), I thought he looked hungry so i squirted some Jif lemon in the tank. It kills them surprisingly quickly

Was that last week?

 

[throdgrain]

My mate told me when he was a kid he thought he'd feed his fish.
With Shredded Wheat
Oh ,and the butler did it btw .

 

[~YuckFou~]

btw that fish is borked unless he farts.

 

[Trem]

Originally posted by dysfunction


Was that last week?

Implying?

 

[GDW]

Originally posted by isuck


i'll bear that in mind if i ever spoil a good film.

....does that also apply to a good forum, if so stay here and keep annoying us

 

[~Lazarus~]

i think that he is implying that

you dont talk proper like

 

[dysfunction]

I wasnt implying anything...

It was just an innocent question

 

[.cage]

donnie darko rocked.

 

[nath]

he actually found/killed his wifes rapist years ago and destroyed the evidence so he could carry on searching to give his life meaning

 

[Lester]

Originally posted by nath
he actually found/killed his wifes rapist years ago and destroyed the evidence so he could carry on searching to give his life meaning

Nice one. In off the red!

Jeff Bridges was the killer all along.

 

[nath]

Aye, typewriters are shit.

 

[stu]

Agent Frost is the turncoat

(god that was a shit film)

 

[nath]

She was pretty buff at the end though..

 

[Rubber Bullets]

Bambi's mother dies

Jake and Elwood get arrested and put back in jail

Frankenfurter isn't in charge of the mission, Richard O'Brien is.

Jaws is a huge fuck off shark, and not a large man with metal teeth, as expected.

Jaws is a large man with metal teeth, and not a huge fuck off shark, as expected.

(Depending on which film you're spoiling)

Rosebud was his sled.

The Butler did it.

Willie's freed

Sally gets together with Harry.

Debbie really 'does' Dallas

Pinochio turns into a real boy.

The Planet of the Apes is really Earth.

The bus stops without blowing up.

(So does the boat)

E.T. goes home.

Dustin Hoffman fucks the mother but ends up with the daughter.

I guessed the ending of 6th Sense about 1/3 of the way through, and made the mistake of telling Sharon, my partner, she has never forgiven me.

TBH if I hadn't seen it already, or Usual Suspects for instance I'd be well pissed off now

BTW Dysfunction if that is true about Nicole Kidman I'll cry. I presume the reference is to Eyes Wide Shut

And Lester; Angel Heart, fucking good film with a particularly memorable scene with Lisa Bonet as I remember.

s

 

[dysfunction]

Originally posted by schadenfreude
BTW Dysfunction if that is true about Nicole Kidman I'll cry. I presume the reference is to Eyes Wide Shut

I was talking about "The Others"...but I think you already knew that...

 

[Lester]

Originally posted by schadenfreude
Bambi's mother dies

Jake and Elwood get arrested and put back in jail

Frankenfurter isn't in charge of the mission, Richard O'Brien is.

Jaws is a huge fuck off shark, and not a large man with metal teeth, as expected.

Jaws is a large man with metal teeth, and not a huge fuck off shark, as expected.

(Depending on which film you're spoiling)

Rosebud was his sled.

The Butler did it.

Willie's freed

Sally gets together with Harry.

Debbie really 'does' Dallas

Pinochio turns into a real boy.

The Planet of the Apes is really Earth.

The bus stops without blowing up.

(So does the boat)

E.T. goes home.

Dustin Hoffman fucks the mother but ends up with the daughter.

I guessed the ending of 6th Sense about 1/3 of the way through, and made the mistake of telling Sharon, my partner, she has never forgiven me.

TBH if I hadn't seen it already, or Usual Suspects for instance I'd be well pissed off now

BTW Dysfunction if that is true about Nicole Kidman I'll cry. I presume the reference is to Eyes Wide Shut

And Lester; Angel Heart, fucking good film with a particularly memorable scene with Lisa Bonet as I remember.

s

Aye. So good I actually bought the soundtrack (which is what you do when you're a bit sad and really think a film is amazing). And yes Lisa Bonet aer teh win!!11

 

[Sar]

I guessed the ending of 6th Sense 2 months before it was released.

;(

 

[nath]

I don't think I've ever been as attracted to you as I am now, sar.

 

[old.Kez]

Your standards are low, nath.

 

[isuck]

Originally posted by nath
he actually found/killed his wifes rapist years ago and destroyed the evidence so he could carry on searching to give his life meaning

what movie is that from?

 

[dysfunction]

Memento