mercury
Fledgling Freddie
- Joined
- Jun 27, 2004
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To be sung (raucously and preferably only just sober enough to remember the words) to the tune of 'What A Friend We have in Jesus' or that Georgie Fame advert thingie from the 60s my dad says.
What a friend we have in GOA!
All our toons and alts to bare.
What a privilege to Right-Now,
God, how that lot really care!
Oh, what needless lag we suffer,
LD players made to swear.
Open Transit? What a shower!
Obsolescence everywhere.
Here today and gone tomorrow,
Cluster just begun to gel.
Classic servers nerfed it proper,
Shot NF to bloody hell.
Find your foes in frontier towers,
That is, if you cba.
Only mobs there in abundance
Now the others play away.
Still, there's always Darkness Rising
Feb-ru-ary so they say.
Why did Mythic go for Gallic?
Router problems all the way.
Server's down for routine checking,
Built-in time-sinks thick and thin,
You can bet your bottom dollar,
WoW ftw.
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What a friend we have in GOA!
All our toons and alts to bare.
What a privilege to Right-Now,
God, how that lot really care!
Oh, what needless lag we suffer,
LD players made to swear.
Open Transit? What a shower!
Obsolescence everywhere.
Here today and gone tomorrow,
Cluster just begun to gel.
Classic servers nerfed it proper,
Shot NF to bloody hell.
Find your foes in frontier towers,
That is, if you cba.
Only mobs there in abundance
Now the others play away.
Still, there's always Darkness Rising
Feb-ru-ary so they say.
Why did Mythic go for Gallic?
Router problems all the way.
Server's down for routine checking,
Built-in time-sinks thick and thin,
You can bet your bottom dollar,
WoW ftw.
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