Daoc Ate My Baby!

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Damini

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Me and Kenny are waiting on delivery of our new house keys today. So what is he doing? Is he frantically packing? Has he packed ANYTHING AT ALL?

I started gently nagging a week ago, with mild promptings. Now, when we could be moving out in as little as two hours, he is wandering around East Svealand, AKA sitting in a dark unpacked room with the curtains drawn doing sod all. Now Kenny, if you are reading this, well done for escaping DAOC... but still... GET OFF THE BLOODY COMPUTER!!!!!!

I know nagging is a cardinal sin, and tazers are illegal in England, and I lack a cattle prod, so can you men suggest any ways (that dont involve tittilation cos Im far too grumpy for that) to get the little sod packing??

I appreciate the thread started by Crystal, and have skimmed it for a start, but right now I dont want to bond with over women over the issue, I want to maim my boyfriend.

Every second he remains unpacked is a second closer to me transforming into my mother. And what if the wind changes?

Please.... someone.... help....
 
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Skyler

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Hmmm just accidentally remove the ADSL cable or whatever you use from the wall....

Pull out a fuse.....

Unplug PC...

Subtley unplug the KB without him noticing if possible :p

Pretend youve stabbed yourself.....

Hit him ?

Put an empty box on his head ? :p


Right well those are pretty crap ideas but I am tired :p
 
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Damini

Guest
I tried the stabbing myself option.

He didnt even turn around for a minute with me writhing on the floor screaming "help". Honest to God truth.
 
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WPKenny

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I'm packed!

She just doesn't know it yet. :)

Pah. Nag nag nag. She says she doesn't nag but she ahs been. Constantly. The only way I can get back at her is to NOT pack.

It's like when you're driving and you pick your nose and the car swerves a little. So she moans. So you swerve a little more till she yells at you. :)

I shall pack in my own good time after a long period of non-nagging.

I'm a man. And as all men know, we always come on time. ;)
 
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Will

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Originally posted by Damini
I know nagging is a cardinal sin, and tazers are illegal in England, and I lack a cattle prod, so can you men suggest any ways (that dont involve tittilation cos Im far too grumpy for that) to get the little sod packing??
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Well, I know you don't want to do tittilation, but it's the easiest option. However, to appease your grumpy side, remind yourself he's not getting any until he's all packed up. Should do the job. Go on, be a bitch, you know you want to.:D

And this is definately the least mum-like option.;)
 
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Summo

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This is fun! Stick the webcam on, Kenny! I want to feel truly immersed in this little Saturday afternoon drama.

:)
 
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old.Kez

Guest
Originally posted by WPKenny
It's like when you're driving and you pick your nose and the car swerves a little. So she moans. So you swerve a little more till she yells at you. :)
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I'm with her on this, you utter maniac freak :/
 
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Testin da Cable

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I'd advise against suddenly turning off things. The only possible outcome of that is you both not packing [after a slight arguement heh].

besides, young kenneth has actually said that he'll pack if you leave him alone long enough. so here's Tdc's advice: go and do summat fun [after you've made sure you're all done packing your bit]. forget about getting the lad to pack in your time. getting him to do it in his is the trick :)
 
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WPKenny

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Okay you lucky people. Kenny-cam is now active. You get to see me pack!!! WOOHOO!!!! PARTY!!!!!

Everyone watching must drink when I sit down. Oh and drink when I put something in a box. Oh and drink when I fall over. Oh, and when I have a tantrum.

:)
 
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Will

Guest
Go on Kenny, pack something, watching your forehead is getting boring.;)
 
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MYstIC G

Guest
<Principle Skinner Voice>You could make it into a game, see how much stuff you can pack in an hour and then try to break that record</Principle Skinner Voice>
 
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throdgrain

Guest
Not the most interesting web cam i ever seen :(
 
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Testin da Cable

Guest
well, watching the "packing" of that magazine is a change ;))
 
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Summo

Guest
Feck me, you're nowhere near ready! Get a move on!

*munch popcorn*

*sip beer*
 
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Damini

Guest
It seems Kenny has inadvertently confused "packing" with "piling everything in a Jenga like pile in the corner of your bed".

Easily done :)
 
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Testin da Cable

Guest
indeed. pick it up heh :eek:





btw, did I ever mention I'm sooo very happy I don't have a webcam ;)
 
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Munkey-

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men come on time? then why are women so late? ah well. kenny. putting stuff on a fold up bed doesnt count.
 
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old.samm

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I have learned a great lesson living with tremor. The quickest and easiest way of making him do anything is to just not mention it. Then when he has done what you wanted him to in the first place he thinks that it was his own idea and everybody is happy.:p

I think that all men are the same on the whole, the more you mention it the less I'm going to do it thing.
 
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Summo

Guest
Yes. Absolutely. I wish other girlehs realised this.

(Tremor's girl's here! Someone sedate Wij!)
 
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Damini

Guest
Ello Samm! I have tried this approach, trust me, I have tried, but I have come to the conclusion that this is the reason people spontaneously combust. I ... can't.... be.... anymore... patient....

We move in tomorow. At 10 am. Eep!
 
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Hashmonster

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Originally posted by WPKenny
I'm a man. And as all men know, we always come on time. ;)
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heh quote of the day from kenny :D

so whats this new place like? Large 5 acre garden? 1meg cable line? :)
 
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Testin da Cable

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good luck moving D&K :)
I hate moving myself, but love it when others do it heh. hf.
 
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Wij

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Originally posted by SomeGuy
(Tremor's girl's here! Someone sedate Wij!)
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Oh Tremor's girl in the same thread as Damini ! Almost like they're touching each other ...

*rub thighs*
 
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Trem

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Originally posted by Wij


Oh Tremor's girl in the same thread as Damini ! Almost like they're touching each other ...

*rub thighs*
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:D
 
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