Damn Woman Drivers!

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SilverHood

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Driving to the office this morning on the highway, I looked over to my right and there was a woman in a brand new BMW doing 120km per hour with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner! I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup! It scared me (I'm a man) so bad, I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the bacon roll out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile from my ear, which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed and burned BIG JIM AND THE ROUND TWINS, causing me to scream, which made me drop the cigarette out of my mouth, ruined my shirt and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL!!!!!!! DAMN WOMEN DRIVERS!!!!!!!!
 
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old.tRoG

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Let's ban them from the roads.

Screw equality.

*Remembers what an activist Smalidini can be*

I think women are great. So great, I married one! They rule. Especially Damini.

*Weally wants to be a mod*
 
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Testin da Cable

Guest
they aren't that hot with creditcards either :(
 
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Jiggs

Guest
well they are actually quite skilled at using them imo
 
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Testin da Cable

Guest
well...there be 'skills' and there be 'skilllzz' imo :)
 

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