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.cage

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Originally posted by ~YuckFou~


So it's OK when you post irrelevant images and responses, but you throw a paddy when people do it back to you. Someone pass the cunt his rattle, he dropped it out of his special pram.

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yes, it is okay cos the threads I post 'irrelevant' images and responses in are pretty much 'irrelevant' themselves. E/N style ramblings by the critically overweight, unix technobabble by the eternal virgins, and illiterate ramblings i'm sure would be half meaningful if only they were half readable by.... you. Such images make the threads half decent by adding an element of humour, or at least something slightly less faggy than "HI TODAY I SWITCHED MY PC ON IT WAS FUN =)" which you guys seem to find entertaining, probably because you're fucking pond life, bar half a dozen exceptions. thanks.
 
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Scooba Da Bass

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Originally posted by ~YuckFou~


So it's OK when you post irrelevant images and responses, but you throw a paddy when people do it back to you. Someone pass the cunt his rattle, he dropped it out of his special pram.

The difference being when cage. does it it's funny instead of posting hideously unfunny images that were MT's trademark however many months ago it was. If you want a schtick get your own.
 
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GDW

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Originally posted by .cage


yes, it is okay cos the threads I post 'irrelevant' images and responses in are pretty much 'irrelevant' themselves. E/N style ramblings by the critically overweight, unix technobabble by the eternal virgins, and illiterate ramblings i'm sure would be half meaningful if only they were half readable by.... you. Such images make the threads half decent by adding an element of humour, or at least something slightly less faggy than "HI TODAY I SWITCHED MY PC ON IT WAS FUN =)" which you guys seem to find entertaining, probably because you're fucking pond life, bar half a dozen exceptions. thanks.

what a tit you are:sleeping:

and you really expect people to help you to find a decent CV. What a pity you wont be having a copy of mine which may have been of some use to you
 
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Sawtooth

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Difficult to reply to as CVs differ depending on the type of job you are applying for. Personally Ive always written a fairly good covering letter and used this to draw their attention to the CV hoping they'll be drawn into it. Suffice to say when Ive read other CVs they get only 1-2mins to impress me as usually there are 50+ to go through. My brother used to print his out on coloured paper to make it stand out but my oppinion is it makes it look like a flier. There are books you can buy on how to present your history but keep it to 2 sides.
 
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-c4-

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you are all fucking idiots

especially cage. i hope you get aids and die you quim
 
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-c4-

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i'm flattered that you used the energy to reach over your gut to reply to me
 
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bodhi

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Originally posted by Grandadwrinkle


What a pity you wont be having a copy of mine which may have been of some use to you

Yes, what a pity. You can never have too much blank printer paper!
 
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Moving Target

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Originally posted by Scooba Da Bass


The difference being when cage. does it it's funny instead of posting hideously unfunny images that were MT's trademark however many months ago it was. If you want a schtick get your own.

That...was a low blow!
 
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Clowneh!

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i just borrowed someone else's and changed the names :(

btw, STFU U FUCKING RETARDS, ta
 
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~YuckFou~

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Originally posted by .cage


yes, it is okay cos the threads I post 'irrelevant' images and responses in are pretty much 'irrelevant' themselves. E/N style ramblings by the critically overweight, unix technobabble by the eternal virgins, and illiterate ramblings i'm sure would be half meaningful if only they were half readable by.... you. Such images make the threads half decent by adding an element of humour, or at least something slightly less faggy than "HI TODAY I SWITCHED MY PC ON IT WAS FUN =)" which you guys seem to find entertaining, probably because you're fucking pond life, bar half a dozen exceptions. thanks.

Irrelevant in your opinion, not the opinion of others. I found this thread irrelevant, and yet it matters to you. You are an arrogant prick. I don't find you in the least amusing.
 
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caLLous

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Oh everyone leave cage alone, he's the funniest person on this forum. I would be honoured, yes sir, if he posted irrelevant stupidity in one of my threads. cage, dear chap, please stain the pool tables thread at once.
 

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