cv's

[.cage]

Anyone got a good template for cvs? Would be much appreciated, friends!

 

[theriven]

 

[.cage]

can i give you some hints for your rip-off act?
random image posting works if it's random, not FUCKING TRY HARD, I guess your fellow workers on the evil corporate jewish payroll didnt tell you that!

 

[theriven]

Do a random search of midgits u fucking anal freak.
Its pic no 3
How is that relevent?

You think i tried?
I think ur a cunt.
prove me wrong , post a pic of a semi clad man.

 

[.cage]

How would that be proving you wrong that i'm a cunt? Because it would be doing a nice thing to post a semi-naked man for you? Would you enjoy that?

Those pesky commies are giving a voice to all sorts now :|

 

[theriven]

Originally posted by .cage
How would that be proving you wrong that i'm a cunt?

It wouldnt.

Can i have a pic of that bloke from different strokes now please, no no no wait david hasslehoff please.
Heres wishing you a happy new year and good luck in that job hunt.

 

[Mellow-]

Why bother asking for CV help here? You aren't going to get any help. Go to one of the many job sites. Simple.

 

[Testin da Cable]

lol Mellow, you're the only one not on my ignore list. the funnies never stop here at BW.
in a spat of blatant stealing and creativity I actually made a pic. enjoy.

 

[.cage]

how apt you post that image

 

[Moving Target]

Originally posted by .cage
how apt you post that image

Ooh, ooh! My turn!

hehe!!

 

[mookie]

heh, anyone who wasnt in #wij wont find that funny at all.

 

[theriven]

couldnt find a "oh shit ive got a bitter glass stuck up my arse"pic?
well done anyway

 

[xenon2000]

Hate being a non-mod in forums .

 

[Kippa.]

Originally posted by mookie
heh, anyone who wasnt in #wij wont find that funny at all.

what about this?
(00:11:13) * caLLous TdC do it do it do it!!

/me hides

 

[Testin da Cable]

now then, let's not foul the forums with the depravity we get up to in #wij

 

[dysfunction]

Ahem...Getting back on topic...

I dont think its easy to find a good CV template as people charge a small fortune for that. I'll try and find something but it might be a bit tricky...



Now getting back off topic...

Originally posted by Testin da Cable
now then, let's not foul the forums with the depravity we get up to in #wij

Its too late for that!!

 

[caLLous]

Originally posted by Kippa.


what about this?
(00:11:13) * caLLous TdC do it do it do it!!

/me hides

/me TdC do it do it do it!!
and
/msg TdC do it do it do it!!

are very similar when you've just got in from work.

Hell it looks dodgy either way, so I might as well come clean (as it were).

 

[theriven]

And you thinked it worked?
was it funny?
enlightening?
shity as a dogs arse that has seen nothing but cabbage for 3 weeks?

 

[Mellow-]

Originally posted by Testin da Cable
lol Mellow, you're the only one not on my ignore list. the funnies never stop here at BW.
in a spat of blatant stealing and creativity I actually made a pic. enjoy.

I like your picture, you are the talented man

 

[Scooba Da Bass]

Cage won methinks.

 

[theriven]

Originally posted by Scooba Da Bass
Cage won methinks.

care to explain or just expell?

 

[old.Kez]

I expell you from the house, little roger :/

 

[PR.]

I used the Word 2000 CV template. If people recognise it they no that:

1. I'm intelligent cos in word its spelt Curriculum Vitae therefore I know what CV stands for

2. I can use Word wizards

I'm polishing mine up now, as it happens

 

[nath]

Originally posted by PR.
1. I'm intelligent cos in word its spelt Curriculum Vitae therefore I know what CV stands for

But word is telling you what it stands for..

 

[~YuckFou~]

Originally posted by .cage
can i give you some hints for your rip-off act?
random image posting works if it's random, not FUCKING TRY HARD, I guess your fellow workers on the evil corporate jewish payroll didnt tell you that!

So it's OK when you post irrelevant images and responses, but you throw a paddy when people do it back to you. Someone pass the cunt his rattle, he dropped it out of his special pram.

 

[Kippa.]

Originally posted by PR.

1. I'm intelligent cos in word its spelt Curriculum Vitae therefore I know what CV stands for

2. I can use Word wizards

pahahahahahahahahah, you really are a top class comedian

 

[doh_boy]

Erm I use the 'elegant' word one but remove the rather ghey 'Personal Objective' and I'm always being told to keep it to two pages.

 

[Testin da Cable]

um, to actually contribute...I made mine myself. it has everything in there that I want peeps to know and everything that peeps need to know.
I've chopped at it till it was just under two pages long [in the time that big cv's were the 'in' thing it was just under eight pages].
I do _not_ lie in my cv and I try to keep it updated on a half yearly sched.

 

[old.Kez]

I made mine too, its just a few pretty slightly coloured tables and headings and stuff. Verdana baby, verdana.

 

[LTF]

I umm.... looked at a few of my mates cv's and took the best bits from all of them, ended up with summin quite impressive...






.... i'm a bad man