Cthulhu is coming!!!

[Shagrat]

Canada military probes mysterious Arctic pinging noise - BBC News

 

[TdC]

I read about this the other day, and my first thought was "fuck it, it's aliens". then I decided it was Russians faffing about and forgot about it.

 

[Raven]

It's Trump's secret underwater lair.

 

[Embattle]

I read about this the other day, and my first thought was "fuck it, it's aliens". then I decided it was Russians faffing about and forgot about it.

Or it is a Walrus playing on a Xylophone.

 

[Raven]

Dun dun duuuuh

Nuclear weapon missing since 1950 'may have been found' - BBC News

Aliens, obviously.