cs_747

[puma-fs]

Is it just me or the plane hasnt got a single fking engine?

 

[Munkey-]

and the layout is clearly laxx saftey-wise. the plane is bady built with no frst class availablities on the top floor. etc

 

[legendario]

Naked Stewardesses.....we need more I tell you!

 

[~Lazarus~]

Originally posted by legendario
Naked Stewardesses.....we need more I tell you!

better than naked stewardesses

Ive got Naked (FEMALE) hostages

 

[legendario]

I want them now!...please

Any way of modifing the use key ?

 

[Summo]

Just rip it off your keyboard and colour it in.

 

[Tom]

Also, the plane doesn't have some cunt sat in the seat in front, who as soon as the seatbelt lights go out, reclines his seat right back.

 

[puma-fs]

oi! I am not a cunt.

 

[scooby-doo]

no but i am

 

[Mophead]

I'd say it was bolloxed saftey-wise just having all those Terrorists running all over it

 

[legendario]

Originally posted by scooby-doo
no but i am

no arguments here

 

[Munkey-]

but just look at the re-inforced cockpit door. if theyd only switch on a lock. and i would like to complain about the dog in the hold. it never shuts up

 

[TipTop]

While we are on the subject (as it's a thread after all), I would add the stupidity by the aircraft designers for placing access to the aircraft luggage hold under the seats in the back.

Also while we are on the subject what type of airplane hostesses allow the aisles to be blocked like that. It's a bloody liability.

TT

 

[ZaPpeh]

I personally think the terroists were most at fault.
They take a plane that has absoloutly no way of taking off as there is no access to a runway, I think the plane is a training plane for airline staff, thats why its got no engines and stuff

 

[Trem]

Stupid aeroplane

 

[Munkey-]

and what sort of airplane is that close to the wall? it has to be a real one. how the hell could the pilot have seen the guiding lights????

 

[1tchy trigger]

These must be the biggest lamoid Terrorists ever as they've only managed to take 5 hostages - I mean come on - if they'd kept more behind maybe the CT's would think twice about storming the plane.

 

[Tom]

747 Rolls Off Map, 22 Dead

Today, shocked witnesses and campers alike beheld a gruesome scene as the 747 of cs_747 was released of its parking brake and rolled backward, plunging off the map into nothingness.

"I h-h-had no idea this would happen," CT member and survivor [UGP]SirScoots said, obviously still in shock over the earlier events. "I was s-s-sitting in my usual spot, camping - overlooking, I mean - the opening up top when this g-g-guy named DuckCheese radioed for help in the cockpit. I followed him there with m-m-my scope, using my zoom feature to marvel at his tightly well forme...um, anyway he said something about 'what's this lever do?' and t-t-then the plane rolled back over the side. It was a shame, a bloody shame."

Another unnamed survivor also accounted to seeing the plane roll backwards with two startled terrorists on the wings, too busy staring in their radio scopes to notice their inevitable fate. The plane rolled backwards to the side of the "runway" and slipped off into the choppy background. All 10 Terrorists, 4 hostages, and 8 Counter-Terrorists are feared dead or extremely confused.

"I'm kind of lonely now," said beta tester Cheet as he sat on a crate, overlooking the void where the 747 once was placed. "No one wants to play 747 with me anymore because there's no more plane! I think they should change the map name to cs_goofy_building_with_parking_lot or something to that effect. Maybe it would have better if the plane actually had engines, y'know? Oh well, I'm going to go make some hot pockets now."


pinched from cs-national enquirer

 

[S-Gray]

old

old

 

[legendario]

How annoying is it when people say "old" to one of yer posts

Not mentioning names ... lemming boy (747)

 

[S-Gray]

The only good things about 747 are as follows:

Sweet m3 Shotteh Map
Good SMG Map
Fuckin Amazing LEMMING Run off the Platform

 

[ECA]

the best bit about 747 is leaping out of the vent system on the 90% of people who dont know its there and shooting them in the back after they've stolen the hossies and watching them go WTF!!!!!!!!

 

[legendario]

Originally posted by ECA
shooting them in the back after they've stolen the hossies

Rescue...they are being rescued

 

[Munkey-]

best bit is hiding in the cargo bay and getting the CT's in the back

 

[legendario]

the best bit used to be..if you were pointing your gun at the curtains and the name of a person on the opposing team popped up at the bottom of your screen...open fire...dead.

Although I never exploited this in anyway.

 

[Strange`]

TWO WORDS:

de_747

Not that you'll ever get to play it- Barry says no one likes custom maps.

 

[Munkey-]

its funnier if you have a para. wait the prequisite 15 secs. and open fire. oh the joy of headshots, swearing and deaths

 

[legendario]

I've seen some screenies from de_747 before an I have to say the map looks like it roxors

I think whoever has access to the servers should rename de_747 to cs_747 and upload it ..so we can play a decent air-o-plane map and lose a sucky one

 

[S-Gray]

hmm, that map looks interesting, its certainly bigger and more Spacious than cs_747

 

[Munkey-]

ooohhhhhh. very spinky

if i diddnt have to download about 100 megs worth of HL updates and CS updates (stopped at 1.3) then i'd take up CS again