Cruise to eat Holmes' placenta

Melachi

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http://www.rte.ie/arts/2006/0418/cruiset.html

Hollywood actor and Scientologist Tom Cruise is planning to eat Katie Holmes' placenta.

Enjoyed reading this over breakfast this morning. A step too far, or a wonderful gesture? What do people think?

Also, does anyone know if this is anything to do with scientology or is it just Tom Cruise gone completely bonkers?


For a funny read, check out Uncyclopedia on Tom Cruise heres some of my favourite's :p

"He's the Jesus of Scientology, except retarded. Really, really retarded."

~ Oscar Wilde on Tom Cruise

And proving himself to be semi-competant at several activities, he also qualified for a spot on the Men's Couchjumping Team to represent America

Tom Cruise has also revealed, during the course of his lecture to Lauer, that he dosen't believe in psychiatry. "Psychiatry is... is a pseudo science", Tom Cruise informed the audience. He also went on to make known to one and all that "there is no such thing as a chemical imbalance". He further divulged that he does not believe in dentistry, geography, gravity, Lithuania, oranges, diet sodas, or any other "science". Except for Scientology.
 

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Thats so yesterday!
Yesterday morning he was going to eat it, yesterday evening he was saying it was a joke :p
 

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how the hell did tilda get banned? :D
 

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I just wonder how exactly he thinks its a romantic and wonderful gesture?

Mind you, he is a scientologist.
 

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There's nothing new about eating placenta.

What do you think makes McDonald's Special Sauce so special ?
 

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Lamp said:
There's nothing new about eating placenta.

What do you think makes McDonald's Special Sauce so special ?


50ml of manfat in every tub?
 

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