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Originally posted by kanonfodda
Thought he was Irish meself
Dont insult the Irish now!
Dont insult the Irish now!
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Wij
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Ulster.
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Sar
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Wijlet = teh win!
From the 'burbs of Belfast Leggy
From the 'burbs of Belfast Leggy
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Wij
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\o/
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kryt
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A few thoughts on the usual theories
Humans :
1) Students/Children : This class of the above species is not intelligent or sober enough to cause such intricate patterns, Out of the question.
2) Geometrists (!?) / Mathematical peoplewotsits, general old people : Why the fook would these sort of people do it? This is for the kids! (See above)
Earthly Forces :
1) Magnetics : Have you had your weetabix? I always knew our favourite lumpy morning-puke had more to it than meets the eye.
Apart from that, maybe its this great magnetic force that makes my monitor so shite despite numerous attempts at manual degaussing.
2) Weather : Even Mother Nature gets bored. This would be the equivelent of drawing on your desk during exams. Or maybe bewildering small insects by putting them in a small mirror box. Same effect on Humans.
Un-Earthly Forces :
1) UFO's. Strange, UFO could stand for You Fuck Off. Apart from that, these beings more than likely stole Elvis. They brought him back recently for a certain dance track and advert, and took him back again, planting a few circles on their way : or did they? If they took Elvis of all people, they surely are not intelligent enough to do this. I therefore rate UFO's alongside Students in the Intelligence ratings.
2) Supernatural means : Ghosts, poltergeists what not : Even dead people need something to do, scaring the shit out of people can only entertain for so long. Mind you, look at how long it took Patrick Swayze to move a penny in the classic film Ghost. Taking that into mind, ghosts are out of the question, these things appear overnight.
Animal Intervention (Non Human)
This is my most likely candidate. The cows. The cows want us for everything, they want us for the milk we stole, the beef we eat and James Herriot, with long rubber gloves on. The cows would dearly love to see us Non Bovines ponder over something useless.
Must be the cows....
Humans :
1) Students/Children : This class of the above species is not intelligent or sober enough to cause such intricate patterns, Out of the question.
2) Geometrists (!?) / Mathematical peoplewotsits, general old people : Why the fook would these sort of people do it? This is for the kids! (See above)
Earthly Forces :
1) Magnetics : Have you had your weetabix? I always knew our favourite lumpy morning-puke had more to it than meets the eye.
Apart from that, maybe its this great magnetic force that makes my monitor so shite despite numerous attempts at manual degaussing.
2) Weather : Even Mother Nature gets bored. This would be the equivelent of drawing on your desk during exams. Or maybe bewildering small insects by putting them in a small mirror box. Same effect on Humans.
Un-Earthly Forces :
1) UFO's. Strange, UFO could stand for You Fuck Off. Apart from that, these beings more than likely stole Elvis. They brought him back recently for a certain dance track and advert, and took him back again, planting a few circles on their way : or did they? If they took Elvis of all people, they surely are not intelligent enough to do this. I therefore rate UFO's alongside Students in the Intelligence ratings.
2) Supernatural means : Ghosts, poltergeists what not : Even dead people need something to do, scaring the shit out of people can only entertain for so long. Mind you, look at how long it took Patrick Swayze to move a penny in the classic film Ghost. Taking that into mind, ghosts are out of the question, these things appear overnight.
Animal Intervention (Non Human)
This is my most likely candidate. The cows. The cows want us for everything, they want us for the milk we stole, the beef we eat and James Herriot, with long rubber gloves on. The cows would dearly love to see us Non Bovines ponder over something useless.
Must be the cows....
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mank!
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I have a cow screensaver on my phone. It's great, it licks the screen. Cows are great. I like cows. OK I'll go away now.
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nath
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Yes, cow's are fucking cool. I might buy one when I move to america and buy a big house and a big garden. Mainly because I'd never be arsed to mow the lawn :/
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mank!
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I've had to settle for a cow mug, a cow toy from the Early Learning Centre and a beanie-baby cow. It's not fair, I want a real cow!
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Furr
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Cows are amazing , if you want someone to scare you can shout at them and watch them recoil as if youve hurt their feelings , if you want someone to talk to then they'll stand there chewing pretending to listen even though they cant understand you cause there so funnily stupid , and they are really cool the way you can give em a staring contest.
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Ono
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Crop circles are made by strange alien life forms called Pikmin.
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Summo
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I love Kryten.
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S-Gray
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Straight from the creative mind of Nintendo's own Shigeru Miyamoto (the creator of Mario, Zelda, Donkey Kong and more), Pikmin is an inventive new kind of game perfectly suited to show off Nintendo GameCube's awesome potential.
Referred to as an "inventive life simulation," Pikmin is an action-strategy game featuring incredibly life-like environments inspired by Mr. Miyamoto's own garden in Kyoto, Japan. Players control a spaceman named Captain Olimar who has crash-landed on an unusual planet. The goal of the game is to help Olimar collect his vessel's lost parts, which have been scattered all over the planet.
Luckily for Captain Olimar, the planet is inhabited by strange little creatures called Pikmin. Pikmin are plant-like life forms that come in three different colors:...
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Okay, don't get yourselves killed by particularly aggressive cows, but.....
If you lie down in the middle of a field of cows, they'll come up to you very slowly and gently and then equally slowly and gently lick you, sounds a bit disgusting i know, but quite a humbling experienced to be gently licked by a ton of sunday lunch.....
Also, have you never been cow tipping?
You've never lived, cows sleep quite deeply, and standing up, get a couple of mates together and run into them in the early hours of the morning and they fall over, very funny whilst pissed
And perfect crop circles can be made by tying a length of rope to each end of a 2 foot board then treading on this as you describe a circle. The circle is maintained by driving a stake into the center point and tying a bit of string to your belt...
I live in the countryside, there is very little to do when you are young...
If you lie down in the middle of a field of cows, they'll come up to you very slowly and gently and then equally slowly and gently lick you, sounds a bit disgusting i know, but quite a humbling experienced to be gently licked by a ton of sunday lunch.....
Also, have you never been cow tipping?
You've never lived, cows sleep quite deeply, and standing up, get a couple of mates together and run into them in the early hours of the morning and they fall over, very funny whilst pissed
And perfect crop circles can be made by tying a length of rope to each end of a 2 foot board then treading on this as you describe a circle. The circle is maintained by driving a stake into the center point and tying a bit of string to your belt...
I live in the countryside, there is very little to do when you are young...
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Munkey-
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cow tipping. i dont remember doing that. i do remember sneaking into the pig field and laughing gently
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Embattle
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Originally posted by Gumb0
Okay, don't get yourselves killed by particularly aggressive cows, but.....
If you lie down in the middle of a field of cows, they'll come up to you very slowly and gently and then equally slowly and gently lick you, sounds a bit disgusting i know, but quite a humbling experienced to be gently licked by a ton of sunday lunch.....
Also, have you never been cow tipping?
You've never lived, cows sleep quite deeply, and standing up, get a couple of mates together and run into them in the early hours of the morning and they fall over, very funny whilst pissed
And perfect crop circles can be made by tying a length of rope to each end of a 2 foot board then treading on this as you describe a circle. The circle is maintained by driving a stake into the center point and tying a bit of string to your belt...
I live in the countryside, there is very little to do when you are young...
Sunny Norfolk
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Testin da Cable
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you scare me munkey
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legendario
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Whata shame on the cows.
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Ok, It was me and my trusty flymo.