Crimbo Carol Challenge

[MYstIC G]

Well howdy y'all and welcome to another fine December here on FreddysHouse, now this year whilst we wait around for Trebz to put up the Christmas decorations (*shakes fist*) we've been thinking about how we might have a bit of festive fun.

So, my idea (don't worry we have others... well, ok, we have one other and that's still being worked on) was to piss around with the lyrics of a Christmas carol.

So, in the fine tradition of mangling things, you are hereby dared (Yes you! ) to take the lyrics hidden below and give them a FreddysHouse twist. When everyone's had a go (or we're all totally bored), I'll compile the entries in a flash (i.e. faster than Will tallies Werewolf votes) and we'll find out who's version was best loved.

Have fun!

Spoiler

Merry Christmas Everyone by Shakin' Stevens (don't worry I too was shocked to find an official website!)

Snow is fallin, all around me
Children playing, having fun
It's the season, love and understanding
Merry Christmas everyone

Time for parties, and celebrations
People dancing, all night long
Time for presents and exchanging kiss's
Time for singing christmas songs

We're gonna have a party tonight
I'm gonna find that girl
Underneath the mistletoe, we'll kiss by candle light

Room is swaying, records playing
All the old songs we love to hear
All I wish that everyday was Christmas
What a nice way to spend the year

We're gonna have a party tonight
I'm gonna find that girl
Underneath the mistletoe, we'll kiss by candle light

Snow is fallin, all around me
Children playing, having fun
It's the season, love and understanding
Merry Christmas everyone
Merry Christmas everyone
Oh merry Cristmas everyone

Snow is fallin, all around me
Children playing, having fun
It's the season, love and understanding
Merry Christmas everyone

Snow is fallin, all around me
Children playing, having fun
It's the season, love and understanding
Merry Christmas everyone

Snow is fallin, all around me
Children playing, having fun
It's the season, love and understanding
Merry Christmas everyone
Merry Christmas everyone
Merry Christmas everyone

 

[phazey]

Just did a little because i've had a beer and got to go out for dinner in a tick..

Spoiler

Pings are falling, all around me
LBP's playing, having fun
It's the reason, hate and damning,
I'm changing server everyone.

Time for lannies, and altrications,
People fragging, all night long
Time for drinking and exchanging warez.
Time for 1 on 1's and bongs.

We're gonna have a lannie tonight
I'm gonna find that URL
Underneath the smokey glow, we'll frag past midnight.

 

[old.Tohtori]

I'll do one closer to santamas, at the moment, avoid santa stuff is on

 

[00dave]

give me a quick lesson in spoiler tags, I got a good one for you.

 

[00dave]

never mind figured it out
you might have to stretch a few syllables but I think it works.

Spoiler

Topics flying, all around me
noobs are posting, complete bum
It's another, freddyshouse flame war
your all bastards, and you're all wrong.

Time for politics, another car thread
D-a-O-C, Warhammer
time for posting and exchanging insults
time for stealth edits, and mod sticks.

We're gonna have a flame war tonight,
I'm gonna find that noob,
give him my opinion whether he wants it or not.

Tempers flaring, random swearing
people claiming, to be drunk
why don't you go and die of aids
You can't say that, now you're banned.

*Sax solo*

Epic failing, we can all see
Grammar police, everyone down
fanny kicking, and a game of werewolf
happy posting everyone
happy posting everyone
oh happy posting you f**king c**ts!!!