Cream Eggs

[Himse]

How do you eat yours?

 

[Mojo]

Bite the top off, suck the gunk out, tounge the shell for a bit then swallow!

 

[Himse]

noway

eat mine whole roxor way

 

[Jeros]

Lick the outside before sucking out the creamy inners and rubbing it over my naked body

....

Never confused!

 

[Sharma]

Bite the top off, suck the gunk out, tounge the shell for a bit then swallow!

That's the only way to do it!

 

[- English -]

indeed himses idea sux more cock than he does

 

[Rubric]

Knife & fork?

 

[Sharma]

You don't seriously use a knife and fork?

 

[Rubric]

You don't seriously use a knife and fork?

ah fuck it you caught me out.

Sorry i was lying in an attempt at humour.

Please don't fuck me with your banstick

 

[Sharma]

Awh, you just bastardised my dream.

I can see it now, Rubric comes home from a hard days slog at work, he's hungry, and only one thing can satisfy this mans hunger, he sits down, with a spangly new porcelian plate and posh silverware, he tucks in his napkin, and begins carving the cream egg.

Beauty.

 

[Lamp]

Hold egg
Throw in nearest dustbin

 

[Rubric]

Awh, you just bastardised my dream.

I can see it now, Rubric comes home from a hard days slog at work, he's hungry, and only one thing can satisfy this mans hunger, he sits down, with a spangly new porcelian plate and posh silverware, he tucks in his napkin, and begins carving the cream egg.

Beauty.

ok dammit you got me again, i was trying to throw you off the scent.

It's at 6.17pm exactly and it takes me 3 minutes and 4 seconds to eat it and then it is time to wash up. 6:30pm and i put my suit in the wardrobe next to 15 other identical suits and 15 white shirts. 6:32pm........

 

[Haggus]

two at a time baby

Oooohhhh yeah!!

 

[cHodAX]

two at a time baby

Oooohhhh yeah!!

Pfft pussy. Us fat bastards take a 6 pack on in one go!


/burp

 

[Amildin]

Fried

 

[Raven]

I eat mine as a suppository.

 

[pikeh]

deep fried.

 

[cHodAX]

I eat mine as a suppository.

I bet you could fit a fullsized easter egg up your bumhole!

 

[Huntingtons]

sorry, my dick isnt that big cho even tho i know it feels like that sometimes

 

[Bahumat]

I like to rub tuna paste all over it, then gently heat 2kg of lard so i have something to drink afterwards

 

[Lamp]

All your creme egg threads are belong to me
I was doing creme egg threads when Stephen Hawking was an olympic ballet dancer

 

[tris-]

insert into a womans anus.

lay down on floor.

woman sits on my face.

woman ejects the egg into my mouth.

 

[UndyingAngel]

mm I think it would melt from the body heat into a pretty nasy mess, unless your into that type of thing ofc..

 

[Sharma]

It's tris, therefore, he is into that sorta thing.

 

[tris-]

its sort of a default setting really.

 

[Nate]

Throw it in to space with my strong arm, then catch it in my mouth as it falls back down.

 

[Rubric]

insert into a womans anus.

lay down on floor.

woman sits on my face.

woman ejects the egg into my mouth.

2 girls 1 egg cup?

 

[Jeros]

2 girls 1 egg cup?

LOL!

imo im more of a 2 grannys 1 slab of mouldy meatloaf kinda guy