Craig David joins British Archery Team

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old.?

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Craig David is retiring from music so that he can spend more time working with the British Archery Team.

Apparently he's their new Bow Selector.
 
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dysfunction

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I'm not in touch with the "yewts" of today so I didnt get that joke! :(
 
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WPKenny

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I cut and paste the joke into IRC. :(

[15:53:09] <WPKenny> Craig David is retiring from music so that he can spend more time working with the British Archery Team.
[15:53:09] <WPKenny> Apparently he's their new Bow Selector
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[15:53:24] <WPKenny> hmmm...joke of dubious quality
[15:53:54] *** Kippa (~kip@pc2-cove1-5-cust148.bir.cable.ntl.com) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
[15:53:54] *** You were kicked by operserv.quakenet.org (you suck)
 
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Kippa.

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Originally posted by WPKenny
I cut and paste the joke into IRC. :(

[15:53:09] <WPKenny> Craig David is retiring from music so that he can spend more time working with the British Archery Team.
[15:53:09] <WPKenny> Apparently he's their new Bow Selector
[15:53:15] *** nighty- (nighty@pc-80-192-225-64-nm.blueyonder.co.uk) has joined #barrysworld
[15:53:24] <WPKenny> hmmm...joke of dubious quality
[15:53:54] *** Kippa (~kip@pc2-cove1-5-cust148.bir.cable.ntl.com) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
[15:53:54] *** You were kicked by operserv.quakenet.org (you suck)
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You were that peer BTW :p :D
 
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Miles_Binck

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heh, i had a quick chortle

I showed it to a few of the guys at work and they still laugh when they think about it.
 
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Moving Target

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Ch3tan

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I dont belive none of you have heard that before, its such an old bloody joke. Oh well, its mildly amusing :p
 
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mank!

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I've never groaned so much in my life. My neighbours probably think I've either just given birth, or had the biggest wank ever.
 
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Moving Target

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Q. what do you call a blonde with two brain cells

A. Pregnant
 
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*charlton_thd*

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Q::How do you annoy a retard



A::Hit refresh to find out
 
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xane

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I've decided on a revised version for those to old to understand yoof culture ...


Craig David is retiring from music so that he can spend more time working with the British Archery Team.

Apparently he needs the bowstrings to floss the shit out from between his teeth.


Now THAT I understand :)
 
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MYstIC G

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Originally posted by old.?
Craig David is retiring from music so that he can spend more time working with the British Archery Team.

Apparently he's their new Bow Selector.
Click to expand...
so bad, so very very bad.
 
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bodhi

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A man walked into a bar. He said "Ouch".

























Could someone direct me to the cloakroom please?
 
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