Count down to Trem and Samm's wedding

[Debaser]

Congratulations, sounds really fun. Great day to have a wedding.

I want to see photo's.

 

[TdC]

At the party he was a skeleton pirate, and I am quite sure he has somehow got a black eye.

I'm quite sure I offended someone but I can't remember who, I definitely called a bird with big blonde hair Noddy Holder and I can remember poking someones nipples, not sure if it was a male or female.

Oh god I gotta go back the hotel soon

full of awesomes Mr Trem. sounds like you had quite a time

 

[Trem]

Well??

Are you ok?

Did you enjoy it?

Best bits?

Most importantly -did Samm enjoy it?

I felt rotten and really didn't like the marriage bit but neither did Samm, hated all the photo stuff and the pretending to write in the register.

Dan loved it.

My mum was a total fucking cow all day, she didn't want anything to do with any of Samms family and made no effort at all. She wore her fucking dog walking shoes, I shit you not, Samms mum had been to have her hair, nails and make up done and my mum did nothing, I'm an only child by the way. Then at the meal she took one sip of the soup, pushed it away and said "oh god thats horrible!". She had her coat on the whole time at the table. After that when she found out her brother wasn't coming the night doo (hes rich and she kisses his arse) she kind of didn't want to stay then. So I said "come on I'm taking you home, you are getting on my tits". That was that she was gone. Really upset me, angered me.

The night was great, all the kids in fancy dress and Dan danced until 1am (he out lasted me by 2 hours). Samm was great she paid attention to everyone there.

I enjoyed the night but hated the day because of my mum, she did her best to fuck it up for me.

Samms step brother was an absolute star with the picture taking, he put loads of effort into it and he was fantastic with Dan (see following pic of him doing the Ben 10 stance with Dan).

Samms brother was also a massive hit, all my mates thought he was a stunner.

Ultimately apart from me, Samm and Dan this day was about my nan, she wasn't allowed at my mum and dads wedding (dads mum) because of a row with my mum so I made loads of effort to make her feel a really big part of it all.

 

[throdgrain]

Glad it went well mate, I would have text you but I lost my phone

 

[Trem]

Glad it went well mate, I would have text you but I lost my phone

Cheers chum and don't worry about it, my head was totally gone anyway and I would of forgot who texted or who said what.

Holiday tomorrow so won't be around for a week.....ish.

 

[throdgrain]

Enjoy it mate Let me know your number when you get back, me phone has left me, I got an emergency replacement some bloke called noah used while getting animals onto a big boat

 

[SheepCow]

Congrats, it sounds like a Halloween wedding was awesomely fun

 

[Moriath]

Congrats, it sounds like a Halloween wedding was awesomely fun

well at least during the evening

 

[mank!]

glad it went well bud, many happy returns.

sorry your mum tried her best to ruin it.

 

[TdC]

that pic of the three of you together signing the book is the sweetest thing ever Trem

enjoy your awaytime now!

 

[Jupitus]

Amazing pics, mate - you wash up quite nice really

Have a great trip - you're probably back by the time you read this... err.... hope it was ace!!!

 

[Darthshearer]

Well played Trem youre a star mate

*bums Trem*

 

[Yoni]

Looked like an awesome day and night Trem... so glad everything went well and all the best to you and Samm *hugs*

 

[chipper]

big big gratz m8 glad it went well for ya despite a few glitches enjoy the honeymoon

 

[b00bie]

Yay, nice one trem. Hope you and samm had a wonderfull day.

b00blar

 

[Uara]

that pic of the three of you together signing the book is the sweetest thing ever Trem

enjoy your awaytime now!

Gotta agree, really good photo have an awesome time with honeymooning etc

 

[Macey]

You look almost respectable in those pictures trem, Im actually concerned for your wellbeing...

Glad you ahd a good one mate, will look forward to winding you up on your return!

 

[`mongoose]

much <3 Tremlar

I hope you had a lovely time in Devon

M

 

[sayward]

Much congratulations.

 

[Sar]

Congrats m8, really chuffed it went (mostly) great.

Just a pity about your mum. Odd one tbh.


Anyhoo, here's to wedded bliss!

 

[Trem]

I'm back!!

Many thanks for all your good wishes and oh my god even b00blar and Macey posted as well *bums*

The holiday was spent mostly with me and Samm feeling rotten and if I say we haven't sealed the deal yet because of it I think you know what I mean, I best get cracking this weekend because she is on the blob on Tuesday.

Dan had a great time though, zoo's and beaches and stuff so at least he was happy.

 

[Uara]

Lol Trem!! You need to step up to the plate and give her a damn good seeing too Well at least Dan the bouncer had a good time, keeping the kids happy is always important!! Dont let FH distract you from you manly duties!

 

[Bugz]

Awesome pics

Congratulations!

 

[Lester]

congratulations mate. i hope you have a long and happy life together, you deserve it.

take it easy.

L

 

[russell]

How does it feel to be a 'husband?!!!'

 

[Trem]

How does it feel to be a 'husband?!!!'

It feels the same I guess.

The ring really annoys me though, hate wearing it but it did give me a good opportunity for a joke at the wedding breakfast. Samms brothers girlfriend had been saying to me she had an itchy arse before the meal so as me and Samm walked in and they were all clapping I was messing with my ring when the clapping stopped I said "I'm like you Rach I've got an itchy ring as well" her face was a picture.

My cold is mighty powerful it seems, already put one person in hospital (the girl with the itchy ring) and its spread to loads of people who were at the wedding.

We finally sealed the deal last night, thats 2 minutes of lust Samm won't forget in a hurry.

 

[Fweddy]

Lol Trem. And two minutes? You stud.

 

[TdC]

you know spoiling them like that with two minutes is really bad for the rest of us men