Could it happen to you?

Discussion in 'The Front Room' started by Lazarus, Jan 21, 2004.

  1. Lazarus

    Lazarus Part of the furniture

    Saw this on another forum and had to laugh.

     
  2. Chilly

    Chilly Balls of steel

    rofl,
    deserves a "boshank" tbh. Funky chicken an all that stuff.
     
  3. Jupitus

    Jupitus Old and short, no wonder I'm grumpy! Staff member Moderator FH Subscriber

    Class :D

    In my case this couldn't happen as I almost always have my headphones on rather than speakers... that said though, I'd probably crank up the volume on the cans while listening to some music and then die of a heart attack thinking I'd been shot (it's an age thing ;))
     
  4. Deadmanwalking

    Deadmanwalking Fledgling Freddie

    Placebo effect to the next level.
     
  5. nath

    nath Fledgling Freddie

    Love it :D
     
  6. L_Plates

    L_Plates Fledgling Freddie

    Absolutely brilliant, im just glad that wasnt me as my wife would of gon mental like his :)
     
  7. Wazzerphuk

    Wazzerphuk FH is my second home

    I've done that kind of thing before :<

    Worst is watching porn at 4am and accidently yanking the headphones out the socket though... a huge burst of orgasmic screaming does not wake people in a good mood.
     
  8. leggy

    leggy Probably Scottish

    oxymoron

    :D


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    well not technically but you get my drift :)
     
  9. Wazzerphuk

    Wazzerphuk FH is my second home

    *flail*

    :D
     
  10. .Wilier.

    .Wilier. One of Freddy's beloved

  11. Brynn

    Brynn Can't get enough of FH

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    You're cautious, a bit paranoid. You left the scene for the suburban married life, but somehow, touble seems to follow you and piss on your mornings. You are quick to share your point of view, but have no problems with giving in to the requests of wives and wolves.
     
  12. Cyradix

    Cyradix FH is my second home

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    Your name alone strikes fear into others; but maybe, just maybe, there's a little vulnerability and weakness beneath that stoic, fierce exterior of yours.
     
  13. raw

    raw Can't get enough of FH

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    best quote by far to come out of pulp fiction :D
     
  14. .Wilier.

    .Wilier. One of Freddy's beloved

    I was gonna put that on my incoming email, but its a shared office, and may offend. So Ive gone for.......this one
     
  15. raw

    raw Can't get enough of FH

    Just tried that question thing :)

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    You are the king of smooth -- enough said.
     
  16. Doh_boy

    Doh_boy Resident Freddy

    I was 'butch' :(
     
  17. .Wilier.

    .Wilier. One of Freddy's beloved

    hHhahahaha, didnt he get bummed??? nearly :(
     
  18. sibanac

    sibanac Fledgling Freddie

    I was playing gittar (and i suck at it) with my headphones till i kinde jerked them out by accident and blasted a few notes thru the house at 4 am.


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  19. Wazzerphuk

    Wazzerphuk FH is my second home

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    Your inner child screams for cartoons and sugary cereals, but your adult tastes love the buzz of quality mind altering substances. Sooner or later, you're going to have to grow up, at least a bit.

    Heh heh.
     
  20. Will

    Will /bin/su Staff member Moderator

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    You talk fast, you think fast, you act fast. Stop. Calm Down. Drink some decaf and go back to hitting up liquor stores.

    I'm a classy guy.
     
  21. Insane

    Insane Wait... whatwhat?

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    same as will, should i be worried? :eek7:
     
  22. xane

    xane Fledgling Freddie

    I had a sort of related incident.

    I got myself a Mechanical Venus Fly Trap some time back, this thing actually works and for a laugh you can get it to burp every time it chomps and reopens.

    The thing works on a tiny light beam, so it is always resetting itself. Consequently during the depths of the morning I come downstairs for a glass of water, turn on the light and it resets. I get my drink and all of a sudden there's an almighty *buuuuuuuurp* which scares the crap out of me.

    Ever since then I've put it on "mute" :)
     
  23. TdC

    TdC Trem's hunky sex love muffin Staff member Moderator


    same as Will and Insane. Now I'm worried :eek6:
     
  24. D33

    D33 Loyal Freddie

    Happens to me all the time. I have IRC set to "Someone is in need of your attention" when my name is said. I also use my computer as an alarm to wake me up so the volume is set to high overnight.

    Usually my name isn't said during the early hours and if I feel it would be I disable the irc script.

    Every now and then it slips my mind and come 3-4am some American who wants to chat to me says my name and the speaker vibrations fling me out of bed.
     
  25. Teren

    Teren Loyal Freddie

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    i roxxor
     
  26. Sharma

    Sharma Can't get enough of FH

    Gah bloody did that this morning except everyone else in the house woke up except me, got this alarm clock proggie from somewhere and set it to run my mp3 playlist and i turned up the speakers not think it would be too loud, next day ive got my mum whining at me because Static-x is not what she likes waking up to in the morning, woke her up with a jump and im laid comatose in my bed with this stuff going not even waking me up! :eek:
     
  27. Uncle Sick

    Uncle Sick One of Freddy's beloved

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    "You're cautious, a bit paranoid. You left the scene for the suburban married life, but somehow, touble seems to follow you and piss on your mornings. You are quick to share your point of view, but have no problems with giving in to the requests of wives and wolves."

    Figures... shouldn't have checked the "my wife has me by the balls" thing... :kissit:
     
  28. Wazzerphuk

    Wazzerphuk FH is my second home

    I vote waking by cattle prod.
     
  29. Bodhi

    Bodhi FH is my second home

    This will worry you even more.

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