Corden vs Stewart

[Sparx]

Yeah, and next we'll be crying over how a poor innocent girl named Paris was brutally taken advantage of and her precious sexual oments spread across the internet

Its an absolute disgrace! cant a girl make a (shitty, boring) sex video without fear of it being posted online. What has this world come to?

 

[Everz]

Corden is a ****, end of story bruv.

 

[Sparx]

Try to look at the situation outside of your hatred for Corden and how much you want to masterbate over Stewart. He tried to have a dig at Corden and he retaliated

 

[old.Tohtori]

Try to look at the situation outside of your hatred for Corden and how much you want to masterbate over Stewart. He tried to have a dig at Corden and he retaliated

I did, i don't even know this Corben..no...bad Tohtori...corben name shall not be tarnished! *smacks hand*

Right, so i don't even know this corden, but the whle thing was like this;

Fatty seemed insulted, being an interrupting cow (which isn't funny).
Stewart failed the punchline, thus just sounding like a regular drunk guy on friday night going "A...alrighst...let's go in my ashs i'll kick your oputside!"

A+ fail for both, move on, celebs doing sh*t that people over-react on.

 

[Sparx]

Oh i agree both are to blame i just cant see how everyone is acting like Corden is a **** and Stewart is the saviour of everything. Drunk man tried to get one over a comedian and got burned simple as that

 

[old.Tohtori]

Oh i agree both are to blame i just cant see how everyone is acting like Corden is a **** and Stewart is the saviour of everything. Drunk man tried to get one over a comedian and got burned simple as that

Because this is mostly a UK forum and most of UK only care if someone acts like a dick or not

All you have to do is throw robbie williams into a discussion and see how singing talent takes a backseat to "Yeah bu' e's a right ol wankah!""

 

[ST^]

Oh i agree both are to blame i just cant see how everyone is acting like Corden is a **** and Stewart is the saviour of everything. Drunk man tried to get one over a comedian and got burned simple as that

I think calling Corden a comedian is a bit of a stretch.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Forgot to add that i don't think Stewart got burned, unless you count somone going "Moo moo moooooo!" as a heckler smart.

 

[Sparx]

I think calling Corden a comedian is a bit of a stretch.

Just because he isnt your taste doesnt change anything. He is employed as a comedian and won enough awards to be able to call himself one

 

[old.Tohtori]

Just because he isnt your taste doesnt change anything. He is employed as a comedian and won enough awards to be able to call himself one

As a common ground, one could say; he's a professional comedian, how funny is a taste matter.

 

[Everz]

Just because he isnt your taste doesnt change anything. He is employed as a comedian and won enough awards to be able to call himself one

Hitler was a leader of the country also, doesn't mean he was a good one.

 

[soze]

Oh i agree both are to blame i just cant see how everyone is acting like Corden is a **** and Stewart is the saviour of everything. Drunk man tried to get one over a comedian and got burned simple as that

It's because Stewart acted like a drunken tool, Corden was malicious he was not drunk he could have got his own back with out being so aggressive but he did not.

Its like if a drunk guy took a swing at a heavyweight boxer and missed then the boxer hit him and broke his jaw the boxer would get stick for doing it.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Hitler was a leader of the country also, doesn't mean he was a good one.

 

[ST^]

I don't class comedy actors as comedians.

 

[old.Tohtori]

I don't class comedy actors as comedians.

There is actually, in my opinion, a difference too.

I count comedians to be people like, connelly, izzard, etc. Full on, hey, this is meant as laughs.

Comedy actors often walk a line, thin line in some shows.

None the less, professional comedian is a term it's classified as if someone is a comic, comic actor, comedian, stand-up comedian etc. for a living.

 

[gohan]

It's because Stewart acted like a drunken tool, Corden was malicious he was not drunk he could have got his own back with out being so aggressive but he did not.

Its like if a drunk guy took a swing at a heavyweight boxer and missed then the boxer hit him and broke his jaw the boxer would get stick for doing it.

hmmm dunno, what about those drunk welsh guys that took a swing at cage fighters? no1 felt sorry when they got floored

 

[Ch3tan]

Try to look at the situation outside of your hatred for Corden and how much you want to masterbate over Stewart. He tried to have a dig at Corden and he retaliated

No he did not, it was SCRIPTED, he was reading from a script, Corden took advantage of the fact that Stewart was too pissed to get it right and was quite malicious about it.

 

[kiliarien]

Simple for me.

I found Corden reasonably funny in Gavin & Stacey. Scripted stuff, written for him to have the funny lines (which as I said are mildly funny.) Everything else he has done has been total shit. He's riding a somewhat baffling wave of popularity as he hasn't been funny since and fat jokes got boring after Jo Brand - frankly she's fatter and more manly than him so she wins hands down.

Stewart - acting legend but hardly the man for the job on either a scripted or un-scripted witty banter session, with or without a few drinkies. Sad that he got involved in such a debarcle and couldn't deliver a punchline.

As the pools would say - No score draw.

 

[Sparx]

Hitler was a leader of the country also, doesn't mean he was a good one.

Many would disagree with you. If Hitler was Churchill we would be saying he was a saint

Yes you may instantly think of Izzard etc but they are stand-up comics a comedy writer however you think it is still in the comedian business

 

[Raven]

Surely to be a comedian you need to be funny? "lol look at me I am a fatty ololol" isn't what I would call funny.

 

[Marc]

Hitler was a leader of the country also, doesn't mean he was a good one.

Hitler was as good as a leader of a country as you could ask for. Put aside his fucked up mind for a minute and look at what he achieved subjectively. There isnt a president in the last 40 years who could match him

 

[Olgaline]

Yes, what did he end up achiving ?
a country and an entire region is ruins,

Thanks to mr.Hitler Europe got the marshall, and thanks to the marshall we have Mcworld
well, in the simplest of sences anyway!

However, had Hitler stopped after Austria...well lets just say..Ich bin froh, dass er nicht hat...

I rox in german...Dansk folkeskole ftw!

 

[gohan]

Hitler was as good as a leader of a country as you could ask for. Put aside his fucked up mind for a minute and look at what he achieved subjectively. There isnt a president in the last 40 years who could match him

in what way is deciding that jews are a massive problem, and that the final solution would be to just kill them all? aswell as blacks, gypsi's or anyone else he didn't take a shine too?

you can only judge a leader on what they achived not what they could of achieved, all he did was bankrupt germany and murder alot of people

 

[old.Tohtori]

in what way is deciding that jews are a massive problem, and that the final solution would be to just kill them all?

Mention the word chav to any brit?

 

[Lamp]

don't forget the political & economic circumstances in which Hitler came to power & the mess europe was in post WW1
what Hitler "achieved" can only be looked at taking into account the politcal & economic turmoil at the time

and how did an overly long thread on 2 annoying celebs turn into a "you know Hitler wasn't all that bad" thread

 

[old.Tohtori]

and how did an overly long thread on 2 annoying celebs turn into a "you know Hitler wasn't all that bad" thread

Without MY help even

 

[Sparx]

Mention the word chav to any brit?

Very valid point from toh there

 

[Olgaline]

I belive that there's some hiltler rule for thread, '?

xx pages = xx chance of hitler being mentioned

yes ?