Coolest thing on the net.

[old.Tohtori]

Omegle

Start chat, it hooks you up with a total stranger around the world, lots of fun and when you think about it more it kinda blows your mind

 

[Billargh]

Constantly getting stuck with bloody foreigners

 

[old.Osy]

Fun for 15 minutes. Should be a hit with roleplayers.

 

[Bahumat]

There was a search engine I once found and posted. YOu entered something into the search criteria and a HUMAN BEING!!!!! would go find you some answers!!!!!!! Had a name which was repeated...i dunno, something like Tom Unger's home page lol i wonder if tumtum is an actual site???

 

[Billargh]

ChaCha - Mobile Search | Text Search | Questions and Answers

That one Bahu?

edit wtf you need to login 'n shit now, it's totally changed D:

 

[Jupitus]

Seems people don't want to help me save the environment:

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello there!
You: You seem quiet
Stranger: heyo!!!!! listen what i say oh! come back and hey oh! listen what i say oh!
You: you're an oddball then?
You: I can be whacky too, ya know
Stranger: sure why not
Stranger: thats wat she said
You: was it in a loud voice?
Stranger: maybeh
You: do you know how to tell if there is an elephant in your fridge?
Stranger: if your fridge is pregnant?
You: well, the door wont shut
You: harumph
You: say hi to my wife
Stranger: okay
Stranger: harumph
You: is this the Dell technical hotline after all?
Stranger: no..... Verizon
You: figures
Stranger: you're not too bright are ya?
You: My internet broke
You: how do I fix it?
Stranger: is your computer on?
You: and I'm actually very clever, I'll have you know
You: no - I turned it off to save the planet
Stranger: well.... how do you know its not broken if its not turned on?
You: can you find out on the internet if saving the planet has worked for me?
You: and you tell me, you are the technical expert
Stranger: well... there are millions of computers in the world... i dont think one computer being off will make much of a difference.
You: oh
You: that's a shame
Stranger: actually sir, I am a phone expert.... As i said, this is verizon
You: I try to do my bit
You: you do leased lines and interweb thingys though, yes?
You: not just telephones?
Stranger: I think so.
You: how many pcs need to be turned off to fix the planet?
You: 1000's?
Stranger: more than there currently is
You: I have a cunning plan
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Wonk]

you: Boobs?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

..

 

[Bahumat]

ChaCha - Mobile Search | Text Search | Questions and Answers

That one Bahu?

edit wtf you need to login 'n shit now, it's totally changed D:

yaaay you found it

 

[old.Tohtori]

Zirbalag for president!

Starting something here i am.

Have to see how often i hear it back.

 

[TdC]

Seems people don't want to help me save the environment:

SO clearly a bot

 

[pez]

My first and only conversation went like this.

Me: Hello
Stranger: Normal or cyber?
You have disconnected.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Doesn't get better then this, epic win

Spoiler

You: !iH
Stranger: hi there!
You: Where's here`?
Stranger: well
Stranger: I dunno actualy
You: Guess!
Stranger: lemme guess
You: Just not brazil.
Stranger: brazil?
Stranger: lol
You: lol!
You: Now that is a classic
Stranger: yeah
You: (name here)?!
Stranger: :OOO
Stranger: how the hell did you know that
You: Because i'm in the next room ^^

Cnnected me and the room mate out of 4000

 

[Mey]

Lol!

stranger: Gay?
You: Er..
You: No
your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[00dave]

must have known you were lying?

 

[Lamp]

I ended up getting hooked up with Joor. Now I'm seriously worried. About everything
STOP LOOKING AT ME!
Who?
Please excuse me while I interrupt myself.

 

[Scouse]

Yep. It's the gay sex chatline of choice you found there Toht

 

[old.Tohtori]

Yep. It's the gay sex chatline of choice you found there Toht

Anything to help you find your life partner mate

 

[Nate]

Spoiler

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: hello

Stranger: asl?

Stranger: yey yey

You: adsl! yeah

You: So whats all this about then?!

Stranger: the god? no

You: I heard about you, that your not someone I know..hmm...

You: Who are you?! and how did you get on my screen!?

Stranger: uhhmm, secret?

You: I shall interrogate you for this information! <throws a light in your face> Who do you work for?!!?!?!

Stranger: uhhhhhmmm

Stranger: wait a secondd....

Stranger: the aliens!

You: I knew it, and what do the aliens want?

Stranger: they want informations :-(

You: In exchange for informations, I want some orange sherbet.

You: You will get me some orange sherbet!!!

Stranger: no no no, u dont understand !

You: Do it now!!!

Stranger: okey okey :-(

You: Now that I have my orange sherbet. What informations do you need?

Stranger: who is your president?

Stranger: or leader

You: Dave

Stranger: okey Dave what

You: that's it

You: just Dave

Stranger: yey nice

You: Dave has told me to inform you that if you don't come in peace, he will destroy you with his arse of infinite doom. It can produce gas that eats away at your alien bosses skin!

Stranger: bring it on dave, bring it on!!

You: Dave is preparing his arse of infinite doom. Countdown to Gas release!

Stranger: we dont have skin, hihi

You: 3....

You: 2.......

You: 1...............

Stranger: OMGOSH

You: PPPPHHHHAAARRRRPPPPP!!!!!

You: Your bosses have been killed, the lies about no skin was not true!

 

[DaGaffer]

Soooo....this lets you be the nutter on the bus, but without all that messy getting-sectioned tiresomeness. That's just super.

 

[MYstIC G]

Heh

Spoiler

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Howdy!
You: !ydwoH
Stranger: Ohhh...
You: ...hhhO
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Too easy.

 

[Lamp]

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