cookies

[TdC]

TdC what's with the use of italics all of a sudden?

I use them to emphasise my train of thought! Like Jessica Alba, to denote Jessica rather than some random Alba!

Fixed that for you

it's lies. I've never met his GF but I have heard enough to know that she would never ever get it. Not once. Though I may spunk in a random penis cookie to liven things up a bit at his birthday. Shame he has three kids though. That would liven things up to the point where they's be bad for my health yo.

 

[Lamp]

Ah ! Toilet brushes, cookie sperm and Jessica Alba. Was there ever a more perfect recipe for a wet miserable Tuesday evening ?

(well yes....Jessica Alba cooking you a 24 oz T-bone steak covered in bacon, then stripping off to wash down your Ferrari...)

 

[TdC]

tbh Jessica Alba being anywhere near me would be more than enough to ensure I had an awesome day. However, were she to team up with Aria Giovanni and Laetitia Casta for any reason and they happened to be near me I would probably die from sheer happiness o0

 

[Lamp]

Spoiler

 

[ECA]

 

[Mikah75]

lol i want some fresh cookies

 

[TdC]

my cookies aren't great, but they're certainly better than Kanye

 

[Bugz]

Waitrose do a cookie dough that is absolutely divine.

It made the nicest cookies I think I've ever tasted!

 

[TdC]

holy black logs I was the king of fiber this morning o0

 

[Thadius]

Make them from bran flakes next time!

 

[Ezteq]

result!

my very first experience making cookies has created these following experience points:

*always make sure your baking paper is oversized. If you do not, some of your cookie will be on the paper and some will be placed randomly around your oven. Do not try to rescue said cookie from the depths of the oven, because this will result in the hand of painful pain

*when baking with a so-called "hot air oven" it is a good idea to rotate the baking sheet full of cookie awesomeness about half way through, because otherwise some of your cookies will be well baked, and some will not.

pics, see attached

and dont forget the special ingrediant...