cookies

[TdC]

I am making them. The smell is killing me. I want to rip open the oven and eat them now now now NOW NOW NOW NOW

Whodathought making cookies would make me so violent? o0

 

[cHodAX]

Mmm cookies. Damn shame they stopped doing those Aunt Bessie ones that you just pull out of the freezer and bake in 10 mins, they were fucking nice.

 

[Huntingtons]

nothing... Nothing compares to home baking, if you're not a complete douche at baking.

 

[TdC]

I don't know. I can make pizza dough, dough I use for my quiches and dough I use for my uber awesome chilli-con-carne pie. Today I made cookie dough, which is now in the oven.

I couldn't get it all on the tray though so there is some left. If you guys are good, I'll shape it into a cock-shape and bake it. Avec pictars

 

[old.Tohtori]

If you guys are good, I'll shape it into a cock-shape and bake it. Avec pictars

If that's the price for being good, i wanna be bad!

Now a picture of you eating said cookie on the other hand

 

[Lamp]

Hmm....home baking or getting sucked off by Jessica Alba...hmm...

 

[Uara]

getting sucked off by Jessica Alba whilst participating in some home baking!

 

[TdC]

result!

my very first experience making cookies has created these following experience points:

*always make sure your baking paper is oversized. If you do not, some of your cookie will be on the paper and some will be placed randomly around your oven. Do not try to rescue said cookie from the depths of the oven, because this will result in the hand of painful pain

*when baking with a so-called "hot air oven" it is a good idea to rotate the baking sheet full of cookie awesomeness about half way through, because otherwise some of your cookies will be well baked, and some will not.

pics, see attached

 

[TdC]

getting sucked off by Jessica Alba whilst participating in some home baking!

licking my cookie dough off Jessica Alba, or vice-versa. Both are good, I can't decide...brain explode o0

 

[Yoni]

Ehum.... they are burnt but well done for trying!!

 

[TdC]

only two and a half are burnt though! they're also slightly too salty as I kind of forgot what I was doing with the salt when making the dough. also next time I am going to use less flour and more honey!

I've eaten one now because I couldn't contain myself. It was ok. Could be better, but deffo not minging

 

[CorNokZ]

*ahem*

THIS SHALL INSPIRE ME TO MAKE MORE BAKED GOODNESS!!!

 

[Yoni]

Over salty cookies... you sure you didn't have an accident thinking about being sucked off by Jessica Alba whilst stiring the cookie dough

 

[TdC]

erm, now that you mention it I do agree that JA could probably make me blast a load through my jeans

 

[Lamp]

Where was the first pic taken ? Inside a Dell PC ?! You've been over-clocking your mutherboard and baking on it haven't you ?

 

[TdC]

lol hell no that's my kitchen: you can clearly see an espresso machine in the back ground, not to mention some of my dirty dishes. I'm actually surprised no fruit-flies made an appearance :/

 

[Lamp]

I love the toilet brush - its got one of those suction caps at the end

you know like the darts you used to spit on and fire from a gun when you were like 6 (or 36...)

 

[Cadelin]

lol hell no that's my kitchen: you can clearly see an espresso machine in the back ground, not to mention some of my dirty dishes. I'm actually surprised no fruit-flies made an appearance :/

Maybe they were attracted to the crap that is on the bog brush that appears to be in the picture....

 

[TdC]

it's NOT a bog brush It's a round tipped washing up brush I use to clean my beer glasses and stuff. Zomgaad what do you people think of me???

 

[TdC]

areet, I almost don't want to tell you guys this after you thought I kept the bog cleaner in my fucking kitchen sink ( ) but I had to turn the cookie-cox around because it was going brown at the tip and the balls but was still pasty in the middle :/


ANYWAY, it's also mutated a bit into , well, something between a babies arm and a tentacle :/

 

[Yoni]

*giggles*

 

[Lamp]

ok...so on the same day that Keith Floyd dies, TdC admits to cooking sperm cookies on his Dell motherboard, stirring it with the nearby (obviously - where else would you keep it) bog brush which is covered in flies & poo, and to having brown sticky balls. Alright !

 

[TdC]

well...yeah! welcome to my life. this is what you get when you hang out with the likes of me


also, the cookiecox is done, I daren't bake it any more than this. It's not as it was before, sadly, and now there are cracks in it from when I took it out the oven :/ THERE ARE CRACKS IN MY COX

 

[Lamp]

I think I fought one of those on Cerbus IVa in the Iccarus Galaxy of Inertia-6. The bottom RH corner could be the mouth of the Boomerang Vomit Fish...dunno...what have you done to it you fiend ??!!!

 

[TdC]

well, things tend to get like that when they're in my kitchen for longer than 5 minutes :/ in this case it was hiding in the oven...lurking...biding it's time....waiting....waaaaaaiiiting o0

 

[Yoni]

Next time if you want it to keep its shape use a cock mold.... I believe you can buy them online..

Have your penis and eat it too with the Penis Cookie Cutters.

 

[TdC]

wow, that would be awesome to bake some penii for my mate Paul's birthday. He'd kill himself laughing and as an extra bonus his gf would never invite me again

 

[Lamp]

...or just flop your John Thomas and his two companions on the kitchen table, and cover with cookie dough....do NOT think of Jessica Alba at this juncture...

 

[Aoami]

TdC what's with the use of italics all of a sudden?

 

[Uara]

wow, that would be awesome to bake cookie models of my penis for my mate Paul's birthday. He'd kill himself laughing and as an extra bonus his gf may suspect our secret love affair

Fixed that for you