converting someone to a friend with benefits?

[CorNokZ]

Edit: Removed, I am sorry for being so aggressive.

If Bugz wants to get personal, so will I.

Who started it?

Don't throw stones when you live in a glasshouse yourself as we say in Denmark!

 

[swords]

I thought you said ''up the crapper if she's a slapper'' in Denmark? or is that Essex?

 

[Gamah]

Who started it?

Don't throw stones when you live in a glasshouse yourself as we say in Denmark!

I'll throw rocks in a glass box, because it's not exactly like I care what people on a forum think about me.

 

[Calaen]

I like Gamah I am sure I was in a rvr group with him once. Actually I was in a duo with him.

 

[Overdriven]

That's just low, Gamah.


EDIT: The whole, 'love by the fireplace' thing, I've love to try that tbh.

 

[[NO]Subedai]

its quite bad though that ur 22 and neverkissed a girl, the forum posts can explain that sumhow i think

but shrug

 

[Bahumat]

its quite bad though that ur 22 and neverkissed a girl, the forum posts can explain that sumhow i think

but shrug

You talking about Gamah? As in Gama the guy who is moving in with his Girlfriend?

They must have a very Celebate relationship lol

 

[Gamah]

You talking about Gamah? As in Gama the guy who is moving in with his Girlfriend?

They must have a very Celebate relationship lol

Some people take everything litrally and have no idea of sarcasam..its for them I post.

 

[Gamah]

its quite bad though that ur 22 and neverkissed a girl, the forum posts can explain that sumhow i think

but shrug

Sorry who are you to judge my lack of sexual action, I love sitting at home with my mum posting on FH everyday, its that which gives me satsifaction...

I will kiss a girl when i am good and ready.

 

[Bahumat]

Some people take everything litrally and have no idea of sarcasam..its for them I post.

:england: and a bit of

 

[Bahumat]

Sorry who are you to judge my lack of sexual action, I love sitting at home with my mum posting on FH everyday, its that which gives me satsifaction...

I will kiss a girl when i am good and ready.

Calm down Gamah, you dont want to act rashly!

Also I thought you might want this?

Yes, kissing is an art form. The kissing experience is different for each of us but the basic fundamentals of kissing remain the same.
The first step in kissing is known as "Getting into position". The second step is called "Finding her comfort level" and the last step, the last step… well, I leave that to your imagination.

Getting Into Position

Now, there are many ways of getting into a good position for a satisfying kissing session.

The keyword here is flexibility. If you are driving her home, it is a good idea to get out of your driver’s seat, walk over to the other side, open the passenger door, and accompany her to her porch/apartment door.

If she declines, just tell her that, "I just want to see you up safely". That saves face.

If you both happen to be watching TV on the couch, arrange it such that she is comfortably wedged at the end of the sofa, her body leaning on the sofa’s arm while he is seated at her side. This way, she will not be able to edge away from you when you try kissing her.

 

[Calaen]

lol at Tilda, sounds more like a stalkers guide to making sure they cant get away

 

[Gamah]

thx!

 

[CorNokZ]

lol at Tilda, sounds more like a stalkers guide to making sure they cant get away

Guides, talk and bla bla won't help you keeping a woman from getting away..

This does the job tho:

Spoiler

 

[Bahumat]

lol at Tilda, sounds more like a stalkers guide to making sure they cant get away

If you both happen to be watching TV on the couch, arrange it such that she is comfortably wedged at the end of the sofa, her body leaning on the sofa’s arm while he is seated at her side. This way, she will not be able to edge away from you when you try kissing her.

Haha he's a dirty scoundrel!

 

[Bahumat]

Some more from Tilda

But I digress. Now, back to the kissing stuff… When you are alone with her on her porch/door, place your arm around her in a gentle, non-threatening way. If she does not cringe away from you or push your arm off her, you can proceed to the next step. Next lean your head against hers, appearing to rest it.
She should do the same. Then take your hand from hers, make a shape like you were going to pull the trigger on a gun. DON'T whatever you do, firm your hand, relax.

Let it flow. Place the tip of your index finger ( the tip = the joint farthest from you hand ) under her chin and lift her head to your mouth. Do all this in slow motion. She will remember it better if you do it slow. Don't rush it. Kiss as though you have all the time in the world. But don't prolong a kiss beyond its natural life.

If she pushes you away, she is just not ready. Do not push your luck and never ever push your way hoping to get "lucky". You can always end things is by giving her a nice big hug.

We (us gamers) seem to have become a nation of huggers (why not a nation of kisses like in France? They kiss for everything there. They kiss to say good morning, they kiss to say hello, life is so unfair.)

He's a sex muffin!

 

[Calaen]

Tilda has grown

 

[Bugz]

Yeah I am 22 and never been kissed, please don't take the piss...

But hey least my parents still managed to stay together even though they were scum acording to you (Tone implied to non-rich people like your mummy and daddy) so money doesn't buy happiness eh Bugz? (ok Cong come defend your little friend)

Still think you're gonna be earning mega money by 22 eh? Honestly I sometimes think you're wrapped up in your own little dream world.. Do you actually think you;re going to walk in to a 25k/s+ year job fresh from uni xD? Oh and by the way I earn 20k/year and the average wage is 21k/year so I earn slightly BELOW the national average..get it right if you're going to try to be insulting.

I survive quite well on 20k with no children (being a virgin and all) and am very happy with my life...

*Awaits "witty" insulting remark about people who earn below national average at below national average age*

Almost 20k Posts? Most unlikley probably closer to 12k which works out to about 6 a day, with 6 posts a day I can see why I never had time for a social life!1

Oh I love people who write big essays to my posts. Just shows how easy they are to annoy. Life's pretty good for me - you know that? You try to bring me down with your attempts at personal problems but it doesn't affect me. Because they come from a nobody. A guy on a forum who has managed 10,000 posts before anyone else because he can write more shit than anyone else. I don't know why people like you so much on this forum (not that I particulary care) - as when things get to you, you show you really are a weak little man .

I'm walking away from this thread smiling dude - you walked into it with a touched nerve . Owned.

 

[old.Tohtori]

you know that? You try to bring me down with your attempts at personal problems but it doesn't affect me. Because they come from a nobody.

So my comments would effect you? Or Ezteq's? Or Overdrivens? How about Tilda? Does someone here even HAVE that power over you? Just asking.

On the "i love when people write big essays", touché pipsquirt

 

[Everz]

Oh I love people who write big essays to my posts. Just shows how easy they are to annoy. Life's pretty good for me - you know that? You try to bring me down with your attempts at personal problems but it doesn't affect me. Because they come from a nobody. A guy on a forum who has managed 10,000 posts before anyone else because he can write more shit than anyone else. I don't know why people like you so much on this forum (not that I particulary care) - as when things get to you, you show you really are a weak little man .

I'm walking away from this thread smiling dude - you walked into it with a touched nerve . Owned.

Pretty much the same way you can talk more shit then anyone else.

 

[Calaen]

Oh I love people who write big essays to my posts. Just shows how easy they are to annoy. Life's pretty good for me - you know that? You try to bring me down with your attempts at personal problems but it doesn't affect me. Because they come from a nobody. A guy on a forum who has managed 10,000 posts before anyone else because he can write more shit than anyone else. I don't know why people like you so much on this forum (not that I particulary care) - as when things get to you, you show you really are a weak little man .

I'm walking away from this thread smiling dude - you walked into it with a touched nerve . Owned.

Will you stop mentioning the 10000 plus post count ffs, it makes you look more like a cock than anything else.

Yes you are not posting as much wohoo life goes on, I would be surprised if anyone thinks of anyone else on here while going outside with their friends. Gamah is Gamah he has never pretended to be anything otherwise.

You on the other hand have changed. I put this down to growing up though and finding who you really are or want to be. There is nothing wrong with that, if you are bored of the forum stop fucking posting on it. You want sensible brain warming posts?

Go here http://www.psyclops.com/hawking/forum/

You are wasting your energies trying to change how people are on an internet forum and if you do not realise that you are worse than them.

 

[Bugz]

Gamah patrol inc!

Oh wait...i'm too slow...

 

[Everz]

Gamah patrol inc!

Oh wait...i'm too slow...

i fail to see the funny

 

[Overdriven]

So my comments would effect you? Or Ezteq's? Or Overdrivens? How about Tilda? Does someone here even HAVE that power over you? Just asking.

Everything you say brings me to my knees! - Wait, that sounds rather gay. It's not meant to.

Rephrase:

Everything you say makes me fall over! o_o

 

[Congax]

Everything you say makes me fall over! o_o

..on your knees?

 

[Zenith]

Way to go ending a post with "Owned"

 

[Congax]

Way to go ending a post with "Owned"

You just did the same thing! (ololol!)

 

[Overdriven]

..on your knees?

=< No...




























Well, once.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Everything you say brings me to my knees! - Wait, that sounds rather gay. It's not meant to.

Rephrase:

Everything you say makes me fall over! o_o

Whaaaat? In a good or bad way? I just mention your name 'cause i can actually freakin remember it

And...well...you love the attention.

 

[Overdriven]

Whaaaat? In a good or bad way? I just mention your name 'cause i can actually freakin remember it

And...well...you love the attention.

Dammit, I though I was special xD

Of course I love the attention xD