Contacting GOA

[Access Denied]

How the hell do you contact GOA to make suggestions?

 

[CorNokZ]

Nevermind mate.. It's all 'working as intended' and they won't listen anyway

Many have tried, all have failed

 

[fettoken]

Nevermind mate.. It's all 'working as intended' and they won't listen anyway

Many have tried, all have failed

Exactly. One doesnt simply contact Goa.

 

[BloodOmen]

You need to bribe a doorman with a baguette, then you need to sneak into their chairmans office and do a sexual gypsy dance with a pink thong on and tassles on your nipples, then IF they decide to listen to your suggestion you need to solve a rubiks cube using nothing but your tongue.

.... AND THEN you'll need to massage some fat sweaty french blokes feet whilst whistling the french national anthem only then may you make a suggestion.

 

[Lamp]

better still....don't play any GOA games any more, go outside, and get some fresh air

 

[Ingafgrinn Macabre]

better still....don't play any GOA games any more, go outside, and get some fresh air

 

[Jeros]

better still....don't play any GOA games any more, go outside, and get some fresh air

What?

 

[Overdriven]

.. I don't understand the meaning of "fresh air"

 

[megadave]

it's something to do with the fresh prince of bel air right?


YouTube - Fresh Prince Theme: Gangsta Version

 

[BloodOmen]

it's something to do with the fresh prince of bel air right?


youtube - fresh prince theme: Gangsta version

Lmfao "AND CARLTONS A FAGGOT"

 

[Fuggz]

GOA CONTACT ME about a statue in Thid for the 'King of'. Nah I said - too ostentatious. I not one for bragging about past exploits. A statue is just too much for them to bear. A King always considers his minions.

 

[Bugz]

This reminds me of a time when I e-mailed some thidranki faggot and pretended to offer him a statue. When he finished screaming down the telephone in pure happiness, I farted down the phone & hung up!

 

[TheBinarySurfer]

Their address is a matter of public record. Now all you need is a helicoper and a zip-line!

 

[CorNokZ]

air can be "fresh"?

 

[Overdriven]

This reminds me of a time when I e-mailed some thidranki faggot and pretended to offer him a statue. When he finished screaming down the telephone in pure happiness, I farted down the phone & hung up!

Sending yourself voice-mail messages doesn't count as a phone call tbh.

 

[Fuggz]

Sending yourself voice-mail messages doesn't count as a phone call tbh.

Think he meant Dorimor.

 

[Overdriven]

air can be "fresh"?

I missed this one...

Didn't you know?! AIR is the main source of violence in the UK! It carries around hand guns, knives.. Stabs children, abuses women and breaks into cars! Worse than chavs imo.

 

[CorNokZ]

I missed this one...

Didn't you know?! AIR is the main source of violence in the UK! It carries around hand guns, knives.. Stabs children, abuses women and breaks into cars! Worse than chavs imo.

Rape? Stabbing!? GUNS!?

Where do I sign up for this so called "AIR"?

 

[kiliarien]

I believe the email address is: wedontgiveafuck@goa-europe.com

Expect it to be replied to when there isn't a public holiday in France (ie. 2 days a year).

Although I know they've moved some operations to Dublin, and now they're even more fucking miserable because everything costs a fortune there living wise.

May I ask what your suggestions were? If they were 'shove everything up your arse' most of us got there a long time ago....