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Bodhi

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Right apologies in advance, but this is a Big G style Dear Deirdre thread. I don't bore you with my baggage too often, so please indulge me this time.

Now for lots of various reasons I've been having a fucking shit time of late. I'm spending my entire life working for an organisation that are incapable of paying me properly, and because of this I'm generally skint. I'm currently sitting here with 14p in the electricity meter hoping it lasts this post. I have no cash to get any more. But anyway this I can cope with, as recently I've met a lovely young lady at work. I first noticed her when she walked past my pod at work, looking stunning with her chest pushed out as far as it would go (she's normally very shy about her bust and doesnt show it off too much). After that there was lots of eye contact and I was getting all the signs, such as her fixing her hair as we walked past each other, and she always used to come ove to near where I was whilst outside having a cig, so I was interested. I then overheard her talking in a broad Scottish accent, so I was doubly interested. We eventually struck up conversation in the smokers shelter after she asked for alight. Turns out we get on like a house on fire, have very similar tastes and both noticed the same things wrong with England, and missed the same things about Scotland, and also had similar interests (drinking). She's admitted she stares at me across the call centre - saying every time she looks over at me I'm not doing any work. I've also caught her looking at my crotch about 10 times hehehehe..........

Anyway all the time I've always felt like it's her trying to get me interested in her, and to give her credit it's worked, as I'm seriously considering ignoring the pen in company ink mantra and asking her out, and what's more I think she'd say yes. However this evening an enormous example of Stanley's finest has been thrown uncermoniously into the works. A friend has told me she's moving back to Scotland next week.

Buh??

If that's the case why has she got me so interested?

If that's the case why hasn't she told me? We've spent most of our time talking about Scotland, you think she'd have brought it up.

Me mate did say he didn't know if it was permanent, and said something about she'd bought a house but wasn't going to live in it. I know her sister is definitely moving back, but I also overheard someone say the girl i'm intersted in was staying even tho her sister was going home. I've also noticed her sister looking at me loads recently aswell. What the hell is going on??? And how do I stop myself from going mad until the next time I'm in work (Saturday)?
 

Ch3tan

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Bods, it's too early for this shit man.

Why don't you just ask her instead of fretting over it?
 

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Exactly, get the truth from the horse's mouth so to speak.

And stop putting socks down your pants. :eek:
 

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Interesting dilemna Bodhi but do as your fellow Freddy's say, next time you meet in the smoking shelter on Saturday ask her straight out. If you both get on like a house on fire then it should come naturally to you both.

If all fails you may get a bunk up out of it at least.
 

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tbh go for a threesome with her sister.

by now you should know these things :eek:
 

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Ask her out, simple as that. I would be more concerned about the Electricity running out mind you.
 

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Sounds to me like someone's trying to encourage you to make a move to her, Bods. Maybe they're trying to make you think you don't have much time left before she leaves, so you feel under pressure and have to get atleast one fuck in before it's back to Scotland.

You can but try, as they say.
 

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FFS man! Women are human beings too and have a lot of the same anxietys and inhibitions as blokes, this whole pile of shite will be sorted out with one quick conversation with her. Just don't ask her to lend you a fiver for the electric whilst you're establishing just how she feels about you, I don't think that would help.
 

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Ask her out, simple as that. I would be more concerned about the Electricity running out mind you.

I would also.

If you are getting on so well...ask her what her plans are, ask her out...no harm done.

If she is planning on moving away then you may well be able to persuade her otherwise if things develop further than a connection in the smokers corner.
 
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ask her how she likes her sqaure sauasages in the morning....... or buy her a tunnocks wafer bar
 

old.Tohtori

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Ask her out, go out, have sex/don't, wait if SHE says she's leaving or mentions it at all.

Worst thing people do is go ballistic about something some other person says about someone else.

Horse. Mouth. Nothing else is 100%.
 

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In my experience she probably hasn't told you because:

1) She likes you.
2) She's worried that if she tells you; you might not make a move (i.e. what's the point?)

I am frequently wrong
 

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Her sister is looking at you because the girl you talk to will have mentioned you, so she is seeing what you are like. That one's simple anyways.

Ask her out. If she IS fucking off - nothing to lose. At least get some contact details and take it from there.

She's probably a Sony mole.
 

Bodhi

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Looks like I'm asking her out then. Looks like I'm going to have to go for some strategic fag breaks on Saturday then. Cheers for the replies tho folks they've cheered me up no end. I really like this girl, more than I've liked anyone in while, just don't want a small matter of geography to get in the way.


Oh and I now have £6 in the meter so I can post again. Big sisters are great sometimes.
 

Bodhi

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No. She's 40 and married with a kid. Worryingly, she also looks a bit like me.
 

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Surely she is not an ugly ****?
 

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Don't go for 'strategic' fag breaks as it won't work out and you'll miss your chance. Go up to her and say 'I'm off for a smoke, wanna join me?' instead.

Oh... and I really DO wonder how your sister pro-created if she really DOES look like you ;)
 

Bodhi

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Oi. Less of that :eek:
 

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Sorry Bodhi, I'm sure your sister is lovely.

And as everyone says, just talk to her. And try not to mention AIDS.
 

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People always flirt at work, and hardly ever take anything further. I wouldnt take it very seriously if I were you.
 

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People always flirt at work, and hardly ever take anything further. I wouldnt take it very seriously if I were you.
Last time I did that I lived with the girl for 5 years.....
 

throdgrain

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I do it all the time to be honest, but I wouldnt even think of doing anything with any of them.
 

leggy

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I do it all the time to be honest, but I wouldnt even think of doing anything with any of them.

Asking them if they're on the KEA server tonight isn't the same as flirting.

However, asking them if they like rabbits of the roundabout variety is.

Let me demonstrate:

Throd: "Cack aaaat, aw-wight me ol' richard, fancy a game of CS?"
Richard the Third: "Fack awf"

Or

Throd: "Good day young lady, do you like rabbits who live on roundabouts?"
Richard the Third: "Yes, get y'caak aat"

It's an art to be honest.
 

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