Confession

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old.Tyraette

Guest
Hi, my names Shaeffer and I'm an overpowered infil <shuffles feet>

<general murmurs of hi shaeffer>

It all started the day I gave up being an unbuffed, gimpspecced honour bound infil, and started to turn to the darkside. I met someone, who shall only be referred to here as 'Mr. X'

Mr X offered to help me. I was tired of being a gimp, and wanted to earn the respect of my peers. Too long had I been disrespected in my own Forest. Too long have I had to suffer the cruelties of my fellow realmates, with their comments about my dressense. About my name. Its not so hard to pronounce. They do it to me deliberately. To hurt me. I didnt want to get angry.

I wanted to get even. :flame:

Mr X understood me. He wanted to help me. He told me it was unfair. How I was misunderstood. He showed me how easy it would be to earn their respect. Began to tell me of this secret he had.

It didnt seem so wrong at first. I deserve my respect after all. I wasnt going to hurt anyone. Just get what was due me. They were wrong to take it from me, I just wanted it back. Mr X told me that he knew how to get my respect back. How people would look at me and take note.

He had access to a GM's account on Prydwen. He showed me some things he could do with it. Silly things, fun things. We changed some of the monster ai. Had bets on who was harder, Legion or one of the Horseman. We didnt hurt anybody.

Then I asked him.

If he could change the stats and ai and all these things on mobs...was there anything to stop him changing my own abilities?

I didnt know then, but that was my downfall. If I could go back in time, would I have walked away? No. I was desperate.

He told me he could increase my AF by a hundred fold.

He told me he could give me mach 5.

He told me he could give me a PBAOE stun spell cast whenever I hit someone.

He made me....overpowered.

I was delighted. I looked around at the new me and I was pleased with what I saw. My confidence grew instantly. I felt powerful. I felt strong. And I wanted to show the world.

And that is where things started to get out of hand........


To be continued :p
 
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Sharma

Guest
:eek:

Lee - says:
pisstake alert :p

Ill have your head!
 
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cHodAX

Guest
OMG Shaeffer is a h4x0r!! Papa cHo wants a monster truck or he is phoning Kemor right now :p
 
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old.Tyraette

Guest
shhh cHo....call him mr.x ffs, dont want to give the game away..


SHIT!
 
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cHodAX

Guest
Originally posted by old.Tyraette
shhh cHo....call him mr.x ffs, dont want to give the game away..


SHIT!

Monstah Truck parked in Odins now or else!
 
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old.Tyraette

Guest
I'll even put a 'The truck in front is a Nicowtfpwner' ..just for you ;)
 
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cHodAX

Guest
Originally posted by old.Tyraette
I'll even put a 'The truck in front is a Nicowtfpwner' ..just for you ;)

Cool, I will be quiet now. Just make sure that you Apoc is soloable for my necro at 4am tomorrow. :D
 
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old.Gombur Glodson

Guest
Nerf Shaeffer !

Or at least steal his hub caps :D
 
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Brannor McThife

Guest
Very nice young padawen. ;)

Reminds me of "The Gathering"...of the 3 Chosen...
That was way back at the end of Beta...and you won't believe where that gathering took place...

Thidranki.

-G
 
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Cyradix

Guest
Damn, there goes my last hope of ever getting my revenge :(
 
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Mistee

Guest
Nice 1 Shaeffer. I feel honoured to know you irl.
:bazbeer: :bazbeer:
 
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The Real Redi

Guest
aww, finally our Stchaiaepfthpharghhh came clean!

:clap:
 
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Heffer

Guest
Originally posted by The Real Redi
aww, finally our Stchaiaepfthpharghhh came clean!

:clap:

ok Redi has the award for best mispelling of sheepfaers name!
 
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Kaomond

Guest
Hey! i never got your name wrong mate ........

it is shafter isn't it? :p
 
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old.Tyraette

Guest
Originally posted by Kaomond
Hey! i never got your name wrong mate ........

it is shafter isn't it? :p

><

right that does it.

Time for part 2 <rolls up sleeves>
 
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Kaomond

Guest
Originally posted by old.Tyraette
>< Shaeffer, youre the Austin Powers of the Camelot World

I'd say more of a Sid James mate
 
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GeePee

Guest
As always Shaeffer... Classic :)



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