Confession Time

[pip]

Ok whats the worst thing you have done to your wife/gf

Well this week me been ill with the flu felt run down Anyway after the week my nose has been running i have been coughing lots for some reason i have sufferd with chapped lips same as my gf, went to sainsburys got some lipsyl
but not only was my lips dry my foreskin was too and it felt sore i put the lipsyl on my lips felt instant releif, then had a brain wave wonder if i put this lipsyl on my penis will it will feel better so i did, well it was strawberry flavour anyway my gf said to me, pip where is the lipsyl when i was in the toilet i said here honey and gave her it, and watch her use it was i wrong to do this ? anyway just wondered what the worst thing was you did to your wife/gf.

 

[Samaroon|Terracotta]

Unless your gf/wife is queer about giving head, that story seems fine!!

 

[Tombha]

Ok whats the worst thing you have done to your wife/gf

Well this week me been ill with the flu felt run down Anyway after the week my nose has been running i have been coughing lots for some reason i have sufferd with chapped lips same as my gf, went to sainsburys got some lipsyl
but not only was my lips dry my foreskin was too and it felt sore i put the lipsyl on my lips felt instant releif, then had a brain wave wonder if i put this lipsyl on my penis will it will feel better so i did, well it was strawberry flavour anyway my gf said to me, pip where is the lipsyl when i was in the toilet i said here honey and gave her it, and watch her use it was i wrong to do this ? anyway just wondered what the worst thing was you did to your wife/gf.

your gf calls you pip? Oo

 

[megadave]

hahaha pip is a fucking legend

 

[Raven]

....had a brain wave wonder if i put this lipsyl on my penis will it will feel better so i did....

and there it is pip!

 

[Gamah]

Thanks for that...

 

[Case]

Put it this way, if someone had done that to you how would you feel? Exactly

 

[Ezteq]

Put it this way, if someone had done that to you how would you feel? Exactly

maybe he would wonder when lipsyl started doing that unusual flavour...



aye i guess thats ok, bloody glad you didnt have diarrhea tbh though that would have been a bit off.


hehe just had a thought maybe next time you put lipsyl on your lil fella you should scream and go "aaaarrgh!! omfg its puss, theres puss coming out of my willy!!"

 

[Vladamir]

pip you stud

 

[Dreamor]

your sick pip... but it made me laugh!

 

[- English -]

lol repped.

 

[Gamah]

I dread to think what pip's gf is like.

 

[Congax]

Rofl Pip. Classic.

:>

 

[Bahumat]

I think thats really wrong...

 

[Gotrag]

I think thats really wrong...

You need to change your Location...Tears is no more =/

 

[Urgluf]

lol sicko..

 

[Gamah]

You need to change your Location...Tears is no more =/

You're about the 100th person to say that to him, he doesn't want too.

 

[Howley]

I dread to think what pip's gf is like.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Gamah again.

Noooeesss !!! .. will rep when i can lolz !

 

[Overdriven]

I used mayo to fake it one time... =(








(Not really =( - Though it seems like a good idea in theory)

 

[tris-]

story

there is a couple things wrong, specifically the toilet fetish.

while you were in the shitter, you gave your wife a lipsyl you rubbed on your crusty nob, then while using the toilet you watched her wipe this on her lips.

 

[grimlin]

anyway pip, did it actually work on your nob or not?

 

[Congax]

I once peed while coming.


Nah, just kidding.

















(or am I?)

 

[grimlin]

is tht even possible?

 

[tris-]

you will urinate slightly when you ejaculate

 

[pip]

anyway pip, did it actually work on your nob or not?

No

 

[Punishment]

No

Try Deep Heat

 

[Sorin]

I don't really have any confessions about my girl... but i got some random ones:

1. Yes, its true.. i've been warned here on fh once or twice.
2. I hate you all ingame, but i love you all in real life.
3. Yes, I've been a bad big brother.
4. Yes, Me= Asshole.
5. I don't belive in god.
6. I don't really regret the bad things i've done.
7. I've been a bad rolemodel for people ingame and out of game.
8. I'm stoned right now.
9. Last night i gave a police officer the finger... he gave me a 30$ ticket.
10. I know something no-one else knows.

 

[Lamp]

Big deal. She sucks your cock, so what difference anyway ?
Glad you told us all about it though. I'll bookmark it in my favourites.











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