Condoms?

Vladamir

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So what'd happen all these retailers started to make condoms?. Well here's your answer.

Sainsbury condoms - Making life taste better.

Tesco condoms - Every little helps.

Nike condoms - Just do it.

Peugeot condoms - The ride of your life.

Galaxy condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.

KFC condoms - Finger licking good condoms - Melt in your mouth, not your hands.

Safeway condoms - Lightening the load.

Abbey national condoms - Because life is complicated enough.

Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.

Ever ready condoms - Keeps going and going.

Pringles condoms - Once you pop, you can't stop.

Burger king condoms - Home of the whopper.

Goodyear condoms - For a longer ride go wide.

FCUK condoms - No comment required.

Muller light condoms - So much pleasure, but where's the pain.

Halfords condoms - We go the extra mile.

Royal mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.

Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long.

Renault condoms - Size really does matter.

Ronseal condoms - Does exactly what it says on the tin.

Ronseal quick-drying condoms - Its dry and waterproof in 30minutes.

Domestos condoms - Gets right under the rim

Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach.

Carlsberg condoms - Probably the best condoms in the world.

AA condoms - For the 4th emergency service.

Pepperami condoms - Its a bit of an animal.

Flash condoms- does the job so you don't have too

Polo condoms - The condom with the hole. - Best seller this one!.
 

Bugz

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Who needs condoms when you have teh pill! :m00:

Domestos condoms - Gets right under the rim

lmao @ tht one
 

Elkie

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Bugz said:
Who needs condoms when you have teh pill! :m00:

Domestos condoms - Gets right under the rim

lmao @ tht one

bugz is on the pill :eek7: :eek7:
 

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