georgie
FH is my second home
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- Dec 22, 2003
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I dunno about you lot but I never get any viruses on me 'puter (I'm obviously not speaking to tris- cos those Tranny sites he goes to are loaded with them.. erm... so I've heard... *cough* ). So I was thinking to myself "How do I know that my antivirus program is actually working?", there could be millions of the buggers there in the background eating my hard drive platters and pouring jam on my nice graphics card (I hear they can do that nowadays ya know), so in a moment of boredom I turned to google. "How do I know that my antivirus program is actually working?", I said to google. Google replied with many an answer but this one made me go "ooouuuu".
Phew, you lot were all in trouble there for a second without even knowing it.
Anywho, that helped pass about 3 minutes. Fun fun.
Now it turns out that my antivirus is working cos at that point a big scary screen popped up telling me the world was about to end but NOD32 stepped in, whisked the file off to a virus dungeon with sentries that go "Schnell" and "Nein" and averted disaster at the last second.Creating the nicest virus on planet (well sort of)
* Fire up notepad
* Copy the following code and paste it into the notepad.
Code:X5O!P%@AP[4\PZX54(P^)7CC)7}$EICAR-STANDARD-ANTIVIRUS-TEST-FILE!$H+H*
* Save it as test.com not test.txt to c: or desktop.
Phew, you lot were all in trouble there for a second without even knowing it.
Anywho, that helped pass about 3 minutes. Fun fun.