complaint letter of the year

[rampant]

not sure if this is genuine or not - but i had a right laff reading it

http://www.chrisabraham.com/2005/11/uk_as_complaint.html

 

[Laddey]

lol very good how did you end up coming accross that one?

Have a nice day - may it be the last in you miserable short life, you irritatingly incompetent and infuriatingly unhelpful bunch of twats.

rofl

 

[Cozak]

Haha Definitely worthy of the title.

 

[Raven]

haha, i know exactly where he is coming from, being a frustrated NTL customer myself

 

[Yeke]

It is genuine iirc was posted around quite a few years ago on nthell aswell as a few other places, true genius though still made me chuckle.

read a nice one to bulldog recently I'll see if i can find it and post it here

 

[Vladamir]

"I enclose two small deposits, selected with great care from my cats litter tray, as an expression of my utter and complete contempt for both you and your pointless company"

What a way to end it

 

[Ezteq]

yep tis old but damn its good!

 

[Perform]

lol ta for the laughs

 

[Sauruman]

lol, nice one

 

[Roalith]

Originated life as a BT complaint letter, iirc?

 

[[SS]Gamblor]

Originated life as a BT complaint letter, iirc?

nope , it's defo a NTL letter , but i'm sure peeps have used it and changed NTL to BT at some stage =)


mind you i've had to deal with customers like this .

1 guy hadn't rang to report a problem and when he did ring he was screaming down the phone that his bband hadn't been working for 8 weeks . i tried to explaine that we where not aware there was a problem as he hadn't reported it , he went off ( as i knew he would) saying we should know. So i asked him simple , if he was sick would a doctor know if he was sick ?

in another job some nutball was looking for a pay phone number in a block of flats in belfast, it was listed .. but as ex directory . I explained this to him ( it took a good 5 mins of searching as he kept giving me the wrong info) , he was conviced i was just not giving him the number ... so he knew where the office was located , so he said he was gona shoot me dead still got him bared from using tha tmobile service ever again =).

 

[Roalith]

Used to work for NTL's BB support myself, so I know what it's like

Am still sure I first saw that as a BT complaint letter over 3 years ago though.

 

[Ezteq]

yo roalith, still hinging?

 

[Roalith]

Trying to get hold of my old acct again Ez

 

[Rhori]

nope , it's defo a NTL letter , but i'm sure peeps have used it and changed NTL to BT at some stage =)


mind you i've had to deal with customers like this .

1 guy hadn't rang to report a problem and when he did ring he was screaming down the phone that his bband hadn't been working for 8 weeks . i tried to explaine that we where not aware there was a problem as he hadn't reported it , he went off ( as i knew he would) saying we should know. So i asked him simple , if he was sick would a doctor know if he was sick ?

in another job some nutball was looking for a pay phone number in a block of flats in belfast, it was listed .. but as ex directory . I explained this to him ( it took a good 5 mins of searching as he kept giving me the wrong info) , he was conviced i was just not giving him the number ... so he knew where the office was located , so he said he was gona shoot me dead still got him bared from using tha tmobile service ever again =).

tmobile sucks no connection almost everywhere I go

 

[Ezteq]

Trying to get hold of my old acct again Ez

woo he lives to hinge another day! so when are you guys going to make another meetup eh?

*drops hints faster than a multiple amputee juggler drops his balls*