Compile me a holiday checklist!

[Vladamir]

On the 20th i'm off on holiday with my mates to a self catering apartment in Magaluf for a week of thorough intoxication. Thing is i've not been away without my parents before (qq liddul baby etc ), so i'm not 100% sure on what i need to take.

So your mission if you choose to accept it is to contribute one or more items each so i can make sure i've got all the bases covered. Silly contributions will result in the gauging out of ones eye with Outlander's tail.

Rep will be given to those who make good contributions too!.

Gogogo

 

[Thadius]

Magaluf is ace

Just take suncream, plenty of cash, pot noodles! and lots of jhonnies

Hmm while you there, see if there is a resturant down a alleyway. On top of Shagaluf hill, there is a bar thing on a corner with a supermarket opposite.

Its around there somewhere, down like an alley

They do a cracking fryup oh and great cheese and bean toasties

If you fancy going into Palma Nova, there is a pub right at the end of Palma Nova, the opposite end to Magaluf

Called The Red Lion(lol) decent food and owneers are proper mint . Think there is a hotel on like a rocky outcrop opposite it, usually with a crap load of fishers on it. Its not the one nearest to Magaluf though, further round to another outcrop.

 

[lilmissnaughty]

clothes (underwear for each day an interchangeable shorts/tops plus swimwear etc)
shoes: one pair sandals one set of trainers an one eveninwear item
towel (hotel ones are often crap n u cant take em to the beach)
sun lotion an aftersun
deodorant, toothpaste, showergel, shampoo (dont expect to get any action if u smell like a tramp)
small first aid emergencies shit like; painkillers for hangover, anti diahorrea tablets for dodgy food, bug repellent stuff n cream to put on insect bites...
book/gameboy whatever for dull times such as waitin for flight/on flight or if u just wanna chillax by a pool after a big night out.
shades and or sunhat
camera(great momentos of ur mates embarrassing emselves)
emergency snack stash(packs of crisps or biscuits incase ur in ur room n ur peckish but no one else is)
hairstyling shit (comb, brush whatever ya normally use etc)

 

[Thadius]

clothes (underwear for each day an interchangeable shorts/tops plus swimwear etc)
shoes: one pair sandals one set of trainers an one eveninwear item
towel (hotel ones are often crap n u cant take em to the beach)
sun lotion an aftersun
deodorant, toothpaste, showergel, shampoo (dont expect to get any action if u smell like a tramp)
small first aid emergencies shit like; painkillers for hangover, anti diahorrea tablets for dodgy food, bug repellent stuff n cream to put on insect bites...
book/gameboy whatever for dull times such as waitin for flight/on flight or if u just wanna chillax by a pool after a big night out.
shades and or sunhat
camera(great momentos of ur mates embarrassing emselves)
emergency snack stash(packs of crisps or biscuits incase ur in ur room n ur peckish but no one else is)
hairstyling shit (comb, brush whatever ya normally use etc)

Take an anti-munter device with you, always helps!

 

[lilmissnaughty]

true but the beer goggles he will be wearing from all that excessive drinking will nulify the effects of any antimunter device.

beer goggles on: baywatch babe with huge gravity defying boobs
beer goggles off: ugly bird in awful luminous swimwear whos boobs are only held up by the giant gut below em

oh an as its vlads checklist maybe add some lube to it

 

[Thadius]

true but the beer goggles he will be wearing from all that excessive drinking will nulify the effects of any antimunter device.

beer goggles on: baywatch babe with huge gravity defying boobs
beer goggles off: ugly bird in awful luminous swimwear whos boobs are only held up by the giant gut below em

oh an as its vlads checklist maybe add some lube to it

He doesnt need lube when shagging a fat bird, they ooze bacon fat!


Should be good enough ;p

 

[Commandment]

ugly bird in awful luminous swimwear whos boobs are only held up by the giant gut below em

euuuuuuuuuuu really bad mental image :<

 

[Thadius]

euuuuuuuuuuu really bad mental image :<

A common one sadly

 

[lilmissnaughty]

could be worse, i remember the last holiday i went on it was all the old birds that looked like that who thought it would be a good idea to ditch the swimwear an go nude.uke:
why is it that its never the attractive people that let it all hang out

 

[Sharma]

clothes (underwear for each day an interchangeable shorts/tops plus swimwear etc)
shoes: one pair sandals one set of trainers an one eveninwear item
towel (hotel ones are often crap n u cant take em to the beach)
sun lotion an aftersun
deodorant, toothpaste, showergel, shampoo (dont expect to get any action if u smell like a tramp)
small first aid emergencies shit like; painkillers for hangover, anti diahorrea tablets for dodgy food, bug repellent stuff n cream to put on insect bites...
book/gameboy whatever for dull times such as waitin for flight/on flight or if u just wanna chillax by a pool after a big night out.
shades and or sunhat
camera(great momentos of ur mates embarrassing emselves)
emergency snack stash(packs of crisps or biscuits incase ur in ur room n ur peckish but no one else is)
hairstyling shit (comb, brush whatever ya normally use etc)

You forgot condoms, always useful in a shag happy place like magaluf!

 

[lilmissnaughty]

You forgot condoms, always useful in a shag happy place like magaluf!

heh prolly a good idea if he dont wanna come back with a todger bearing more spots then a room full of teenage macdonalds employees

 

[Urgluf]

pasport, driver licence, money?

other insurance thingys? perhaps medical shit if you are going into the jungle (malaria)

 

[tris-]

no one has said the sensible things -

resolve tablets - pop them in water and your hangover is as good as dead.

isotonic powder - pop that in a different glas of water and your essential isotonic salts are restored as good as new!

i wish i took those on my last binge holiday

 

[Elitestoner]

beer

everything else is optional really

 

[tris-]

why the fuck would you take beer on holiday?

 

[Himse]

Vlad, nooo! a whole week without your FH spam

aye, nobody takes beer on holiday unless they really want to get shafted by customs... oO

but have a good holiday mate, also take plenty of stuffs for the plane, because its REALLY expensive. IE, loads of food.


Also keep taking on water when not on the piss.

 

[Mikah75]

on the clothes side:
2 t shirts
2 shirts
2 jeans
pair of normal trousers ( not jeans)
swim shorts!
underwear/socks
sandals
trainers
nice shoes

tadah... there you have nice selection for all occasions!

 

[Mikah75]

oopps, normal trousers mean lightweight
and shorts ofcourse

 

[Thadius]

why the fuck would you take beer on holiday?

True, cheaper for 4 pints in shagaluf than a 4 pack of stella

 

[tris-]

on the clothes side:
2 t shirts
2 shirts
2 jeans
pair of normal trousers ( not jeans)
swim shorts!
underwear/socks
sandals
trainers
nice shoes

tadah... there you have nice selection for all occasions!

2 t shirts for a full 7 days? wtf?!

 

[Elitestoner]

why the fuck would you take beer on holiday?

time posted: Today, 03:24 AM

beer money, i knew what i meant

 

[Blackjack]

You forgot condoms, always useful in a shag happy place like magaluf!

Do you really think the females (or the men.. who knows?!) will lower their standards enough to actually include him?

 

[Sharma]

Do you really think the females (or the men.. who knows?!) will lower their standards enough to actually include him?

Beer goggles go both ways you know.