Common Colds

[Ekydus]

Bah. Someone make a cure for the common cold. I feel so crap.
Why do people with colds deliberately try and spread it onto you?
I mean come on!

 

[old.Dillinja]

I don't do that. Where do you live?

<gets strange images of people coughing and sneezing on eachover>

 

[.Jos.]

It's safe to say he doesn't live anywhere that it'd be SARS...or is it?

 

[Karam_gruul]

i heard a story on the news about a couple that named they're kid Saddam Sars. ubor name imho

 

[k0ugar]

im fucked off.....



got these two cats who come round every f00king muinite of the day hungry as hell... thing is i have 3 cats.. i like them, so i dont mind cats in general or feeding them, which i do..too much sumtimes with horrible concequences... yup.. u got it.. anyway. im pissed off at the people who own these two white cats which frequent my house... coz they dont f00king lookafter em

ones really tiny, and has gunk in its eyes and missing fur from one side of its face round the mouth area..from scratching it too much i think, and just generally looks shit, tbh..and the other.. long hair, medium sized animal, looks scruffy and has scabies.. i think :/ when you stroke it its not a nice coat of fur rather a heap of tangled up hair .. when people have animals they shud fucking look after em it fucks me off when they dont.. and hope sumone else does it 4 em. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR fucking morons.

gonna go round tomorrow and sort the fucks out.

 

[Ekydus]

As touching as that story was the title of the thread is "Common Colds"
What I don't get though, is this cold has been giving me bad headaches. I never get headaches with colds. Grr.

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

Phone the RSPCA , like...NOW! Or whatever society is the equivalent if you don't live in England.

I really wish I had the power to kill people who mistreat animals. Kill them until they die from it.

Maybe I could form a crack commando outfit and work for the defence of aminals...sorta like the A-team...but cooler...with less gold chains...and a better aim.

 

[Ekydus]

I have a pet dog and if anyone hurt him I would do damage to them.
So I know how you feel about the cats. It's a good thing that you're taking care of them.

 

[old.Dillinja]

Originally posted by Ekydus
As touching as that story was the title of the thread is "Common Colds"
What I don't get though, is this cold has been giving me bad headaches. I never get headaches with colds. Grr.

I think you have a head cold sir.

 

[Ekydus]

Anyone got any cures?
I'm going to buy a ton of Lockets/Tunes etc tomorrow for mild relief.

 

[old.Dillinja]

Lockets, erg. Plastic casing with gunk inside. Disgusting.

 

[Ekydus]

I'm desperate. I hate being sick.

 

[old.Dillinja]

I don't. It means time off work.

 

[Ekydus]

Time off anything is better enjoyed being healthy. In other words, i'd prefer to be immune to everything and fake the illness.

 

[old.Dillinja]

Agree. But it's not good if the boss finds out you've been pulling sickies.

 

[Ekydus]

It's not good if the boss finds out you're immune to everything.

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

Find a warm duvet. Get a flask of tea. Curl up on sofa and watch kung fu movies till you feel better.

STAY

AWAY

FROM

THE

COMPUTER

It makes you feel a lot worse, I can tell you.

Tea, toast, paracetamol, kung fu movies and a pile of comics are the ONLY known cure. Trust me, I'm a doctor.

 

[Ekydus]

Actually I can't stay under a duvet for more than 5 minutes in the day time. Especially when I have to keep reaching for the tissues.
I for one find the computer a source of relaxation, it's taking my mind of my cold for one.

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

How can it be? YOU ARE MAKING FREAKING POSTS ABOUT IT!!11

 

[Ekydus]

Please, if I wanted to talk about it that much i'd have given it a name.

 

[old.Dillinja]

Your cold's name is Fred.

 

[.Jos.]

Originally posted by Sissyfoo

Maybe I could form a crack commando outfit and work for the defence of aminals... I had the power to kill people who mistreat animals. Kill them sorta like the A-team...but cooler...with less gold chains...and a better aim.

Less Gold Chains? LESS Gold Chains? LESS GOLD CHAINS?!?

There's no such thing that even comes close to the A-Team without gold chains, even if you have a better aim and want to save aminals.

 

[old.Dillinja]

Mr. T is teh cool.

 

[k0ugar]

gonna scream at them i sware.. i mean its like.. they have them just to say in convosation to thier yuppy pals. "oh look ive just got two wonderful cute cats..they go with the deco quite nicely"


course.. the "feeding" and the "grooming" and general looking after of them isnt considered. grrr fucking pisses me off. as long as they match the fucking furniture its ok by them. GRRRRR

 

[old.Dillinja]

My cat feeds and grooms itself.

 

[Ekydus]

I'm pretty sure K0ugar didn't mean that the cats get spoon fed.

 

[old.Dillinja]

I'm pretty sure he did. He told me he sits it on a high chair and says 'Here comes the choo choo train' to it as he puts the spoon of porridge into it's mouth.

 

[Kurik BHM]

i wish i had a dog, but he died

 

[k0ugar]

Originally posted by old.Dillinja
My cat feeds and grooms itself.

ignorance is bliss isnt it dill..*sigh*

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

Ignorance IS bliss. I would give anything for a lobotomy.