Cold Feet?

[Trem]

In the winter I get painfully cold feet, I just can't warm them up. Sometimes I lie on the floor with them on a radiator and sometimes I have to have a bath just to get some feeling back into them.

If like me you know the pain of constantly cold feet can I suggest you buy some of these they have changed my life!!

When you put them on its almost orgasmic, theres like a really plush fluffy inside to them, I put some on this morning and I swear I almost soiled myself it made me so happy.

Trems Xmas tip ftw!

 

[old.Osy]

Next Xmas you will buy a blanket to wrap around you, put cotton in your ears because of "the draft", and cap to wear whilst inside.

The metamorphosis has begun - Trem is turning into a old fart.

 

[dysfunction]

I thought this was going to be about the TV Series:

Cold Feet (UK) TV Show - Cold Feet (UK) Television Series :: Cold Feet (UK) TV Series :: Summary/Synopsis

 

[Raven]

Do you get cold hands too? Could be poor circulation, eat more garlic!

 

[mycenae]

You could have reynauds syndrome - best thing is to eat garlic and wear lots of thin layers

 

[Tom]

You're getting cold feet because your legs, or your torso, is too cold. The body lowers circulation to the extremities when it detects that the torso may be about to get cold.

So wear another sweater, or better trousers.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

You're getting cold feet because your legs, or your torso, is too cold. The body lowers circulation to the extremities when it detects that the torso may be about to get cold.

So wear another sweater, or better trousers.

No matter how toasty I get my body my hands and feet are always cold.

 

[Trem]

No matter how toasty I get my body my hands and feet are always cold.

*gasp*

You MUST buy some of these socks my cold footed brother.

 

[rynnor]

Did you smoke for years Trem?

 

[Jupitus]

... only a couple of hundred years

 

[Trem]

Did you smoke for years Trem?

Yes I know, I did and still do smoke, I realise that fucks up your circulation

BUT I NOW HAVE FLUFFY MEGA SOCKS!!

 

[Wazzerphuk]

*gasp*

You MUST buy some of these socks my cold footed brother.

I may well do sir!

I may also invest in some thermal t-shirts to cover my pathetic frame.

 

[Trem]

I may also invest in some thermal t-shirts to cover my pathetic frame.

I bought one of them at the same time as well!!!

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Exclaim!!!!!!

 

[TdC]

my feet are almost always cold. I smoked for years. I wear thick socks.
on the other hand, a merino wool undershirt is ace. I have a couple

 

[rynnor]

Yes I know, I did and still do smoke, I realise that fucks up your circulation

BUT I NOW HAVE FLUFFY MEGA SOCKS!!

Furry Willy Warmer next then It fucks up the blood vessels in your nob as well

 

[russell]

Wow I am going to get some for Mr R, aka King of cold feet cheers ears

 

[Wazzerphuk]

I ordered 'em, will report back.

I just realised, having done that I've taken on board and followed the advice of Trem. My life is doomed from here.

 

[Trem]

Wow I am going to get some for Mr R, aka King of cold feet cheers ears

He will want my babies the second he puts them on!

I ordered 'em, will report back.

I just realised, having done that I've taken on board and followed the advice of Trem. My life is doomed from here.

Advice of Trem is almighty and totally right 100% of the time.

Some more Trem advice - don't put loads of beer in a crate then fill it with snow from the bottom of the garden because it will melt and leave dog pooh covered beer bottles.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Trem's right, the socks are ace.