Ok this is a thread that is going to involve highly skilled knowledge!
some hard core desert island survival tips:
when you milk a coconut you have to pierce the eye thats furthest away from the other 2.
if you get attacked by cannibals in the middle of the night a coconut will do more damage when dropped from directly above the attacker, if how ever there is more than one cannibal fry some butter and splash this and the coconut milk over the fattest cannibal and run away everso quickly.
coconut hair can be used to make doormats.
when choosing a oconut to eat always shake it 1st and listen to the coconut if you hear a good amount of sloshing going on inside it then its a good'un, if you hear no/very little sloshing then its old and dried out and a bad'un.
coconuts are usually nailed inplace on a coconut shy to prevent people from winning a stuffed toy and impressing their loved one, counteract this by bringing a black widow catapult and some steel ballbearings to the fairground with you and when the stall owner yells "Threee shots For a Pound!!" you lob him a pound and annhilate the coconut, if he questions your methods you simply remind him he said "Threee shots" but not threee shots of what.
If you put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up you may have to call the doctor.
Desecated coconut is great on cerial.
by saving old cooking fat in a cup then mixing it with seeds you can melt it a little and pour it in to an old coconut shell, attach a string and you have yourself a handy bird feeder.
coconuts are one of the main exports from the island of Tuvalu.
if you paint a face on a coconut it is then leagally protected by the european court of rights.
And Remember Kids: a coconut is for life not just pinacolada!
some hard core desert island survival tips:
when you milk a coconut you have to pierce the eye thats furthest away from the other 2.
if you get attacked by cannibals in the middle of the night a coconut will do more damage when dropped from directly above the attacker, if how ever there is more than one cannibal fry some butter and splash this and the coconut milk over the fattest cannibal and run away everso quickly.
coconut hair can be used to make doormats.
when choosing a oconut to eat always shake it 1st and listen to the coconut if you hear a good amount of sloshing going on inside it then its a good'un, if you hear no/very little sloshing then its old and dried out and a bad'un.
coconuts are usually nailed inplace on a coconut shy to prevent people from winning a stuffed toy and impressing their loved one, counteract this by bringing a black widow catapult and some steel ballbearings to the fairground with you and when the stall owner yells "Threee shots For a Pound!!" you lob him a pound and annhilate the coconut, if he questions your methods you simply remind him he said "Threee shots" but not threee shots of what.
If you put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up you may have to call the doctor.
Desecated coconut is great on cerial.
by saving old cooking fat in a cup then mixing it with seeds you can melt it a little and pour it in to an old coconut shell, attach a string and you have yourself a handy bird feeder.
coconuts are one of the main exports from the island of Tuvalu.
if you paint a face on a coconut it is then leagally protected by the european court of rights.
And Remember Kids: a coconut is for life not just pinacolada!
