Clog pants

[Tom]

TDC sent me a PM about some new pants he bought. Despite his pleas for secrecy, I thought I'd post the link here.

MJOLK Simonslouch Trouser in Grey Marle Organic Cotton Jersey at Revolve Clothing - Free Shipping!

 

[TdC]

it's true. I wear them to hide the excessive size of my penis from other humans.

 

[ST^]

Read the reviews tab fucking hilarious

I was a bit wary of buying these pants at first because I thought I would be ridiculed in school. Thing is I am of slight build and I've always been a favorite target of bullies. Well, guess what! I tried out these pants and now the bullies have stopped messing with me. My best friend says it's because these thugs actually pity me now. But I think it is because they must figure that I have a pair of big ones hidden down there and I'll give them the testosterone-fueled thumping of their life.I'm ordering a couple more of these pants for when the ones I have are in the wash. A++++++++++++...

 

[Bahumat]

Read the reviews tab fucking hilarious

haha rip off of the wolf shirt comments on amazon but i like it

 

[taB]

haha rip off of the wolf shirt comments on amazon but i like it

Saw some guy in a 3 moon wolf t-shirt just the other day. Made me chuckle.

 

[Roo Stercogburn]

Just... wrong

 

[DaGaffer]

He has slight elephantiasis and I normally find it difficult to find clothing that will fit him

Aaah. Don't you just love the internet?

 

[old.Tohtori]

it's true. I wear them to hide the excessive size of my penis from other humans.

Isn't that like using a F-117 to carry a sample pack of M&Ms?

All i can say to the article is;

STOP!

 

[Jeros]

AT LAST! NO more cock dragging on the ground out my trouser leg, NO more strapping it around my leg seven times. THANK YOU INTERNET!

 

[old.Tohtori]

AT LAST! NO more cock dragging on the ground out my trouser leg, NO more strapping it around my leg seven times. THANK YOU INTERNET!

You do know that the PETA has suggested that you stop carrying your rooster in your pants.

 

[Jeros]

You do know that the PETA has suggested that you stop carrying your rooster in your pants.

Mr Pecky likes it, there is a worm he can chase after

 

[TdC]

it's always the chasing but never the finding. imagine the trauma of the poor bird