Clarksonisms

[Golena]

Went on youtube to check this guy out.

If you want clarkson go youtube the top gear america show.. funniest hour of TV i've ever watched.

 

[Lamp]

Just been watching QI (season 3, episode 7). Clarkson was telling a story. Had me laughing my ass off. "I was in Russia and had some whale and the man serving it said to me *would you like me to grate some puffin on that* "

Another one, on the subject of food.

"Do you know what I had for starter when I had the whale with grated puffin ? A seal flipper. It looked exactly like a Marigold glove filled with wallpaper paste. It tasted exactly like licking a hot Turkish urinal"

LMAO