Cigar lovers

megadave

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Just the people who DO look like fucking lame idiots think that :D
Good thing i dont smoke cigars then eh.

But it's true, most people do look like a tit smoking a cigar. I used to think you had to be hench to do it until i saw my massive house mate smoking one.

Unless your Arnold Schwarzenegger, Tony Soprano or Guus Hiddink, then you genuinely look like a twat.
 

Aoami

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how can you afford £45 cigars on dole money ch3tan?
 

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Good thing i dont smoke cigars then eh.

But it's true, most people do look like a tit smoking a cigar. I used to think you had to be hench to do it until i saw my massive house mate smoking one.

Unless your Arnold Schwarzenegger, Tony Soprano or Guus Hiddink, then you genuinely look like a twat.

I definately think I look like more of a twat smoking my pipe than having a cigar :) I don't take snuff in public 'cos people think you're a druggy :p
 

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You should never take snuff.. You instantly become dirty and filthy and lower ranked than a sewer rat in life
 

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You should never take snuff.. You instantly become dirty and filthy and lower ranked than a sewer rat in life

Heathen.

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Edit: We're talking about the stuff that goes up your nose here, not the mouth rotting snus.
 

CorNokZ

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So you sniff tobacco?

Only thing that should be snorted is cocaine, keke?
 

Ch3tan

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how can you afford £45 cigars on dole money ch3tan?


By not paying £45 quid for it :p I said they retail for that much, I got all mine from Cuba when my brother in law went for holiday. 38 cigars for about £150quid about 3 years ago now.
 

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By not paying £45 quid for it :p I said they retail for that much, I got all mine from Cuba when my brother in law went for holiday. 38 cigars for about £150quid about 3 years ago now.

get a job u bum xD
 

Ch3tan

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Yeah I got a work trial with an estate agents and the job center said I'm not allowed to do work trials until I'm on new deal. Which means I have to stay on the dole for 6 months. So I either do a work trial and don't get paid. Or don't do it and get paid for sitting around looking for jobs online. Go go benefits system!
 

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Yeah I got a work trial with an estate agents and the job center said I'm not allowed to do work trials until I'm on new deal. Which means I have to stay on the dole for 6 months. So I either do a work trial and don't get paid. Or don't do it and get paid for sitting around looking for jobs online. Go go benefits system!

ye our benifits system is totaly retarded, hence so many unemployed that have no intention of ever getting a job


got a few single mums at work that do 16 hours



if they do anymore than that they acatually lose money



how stupid is that?
 

Ch3tan

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I actually despise being on benefits, want to be off it as soon as possible. The worst thing is actually having the people at the job centre treat everyone like a waster who has no intention of getting a job. They take no interest in you and so no one get any benefit out of the system except for the cash.
 

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yeah they are pretty hopeless, i was unemployed for three months, and they asked me to hand in my CV to them, so their "experts" re-wrote it, mis-spelt half the words made up random stuff that was a blatant lie about my experience and it was all in all one of the worst CV's i had ever seen (and it was pretty good to start with, i worked for a recruitment company before assesing and re-writing CV's o_O )

they always seemed to think you were scamming the system when all most people on it were trying to do was stay fed and housed until they got a job :p

missed out on an interview because i simply couldn't afford to go, the jobcentre said they could only provide the cash after i had been and had reciepts and proof that i had attended, so i had the choice of;

a) going to the interview, spending £40 on transport and not eating for 3 days or
b) going to the interview, paying for a train ticket on the day costing £100 and then not eating for a week
or
the inevitable
c) not go to interview, stay on benefits and stay alive :/

but i got a job now in a different country so i say hah im free of all that (and into an even more ludicrous system over here )

edit: oh yeah on the subject of Cigars, how can you actually tell a good 'un from a bad one?
 

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It's really depressing that our benefit system doesn't even reward people who are proactive with moving themselves forward. It sounds like a pile of wank situation you're in there man; hope you're on your feet soon (estate agents are all twats though):p .

Oh, and good move on them buying them in Cuba. The tax in this country is fucking absurd.
 

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I definately think I look like more of a twat smoking my pipe than having a cigar :) I don't take snuff in public 'cos people think you're a druggy :p

I have done snuff in public loads of times. I make it so obvious i am doing something that people dont notice.

also couldnt care how much of a **** or a twat i look smoking a cigar. i will be smoking it with friends later. and im going on holiday tomorrow where i will be smoking another with friends :p

chet re: work trial. i get told every time i go in pretty much that i can do work trials. i havent been unemployed for that long either, and ive signed on and off a couple of times due to temping work.
 

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A good thread to necro though, thanks Mr.Bot

Got a couple of cigars to smoke this weekend, only Romeo y Julietas though but I like them.
 

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