Churches boycott Super Mario Galaxy!

[crispy]

Wow that hell site is great

Long time since ive seen a site with so many gifs!

 

[Jeremiah]

Landover is pretty hillarious! A while ago, you could buy a WWJD thong from them.

 

[Nate]

Anyone been following the thread? It's great!

 

[CorNokZ]

never thought I'd say this, but fuck OT! This stuff is much better

You get to be a racist n' shit..!

 

[Shagrat]

That site is ace, some of the threads on there are hilarious, I havent laughed that much in ages.

 

[Billargh]

And the cooking of a placenta half way down in the middle.

A skeleton pops up from that if you watch it for long enough.

 

[Basic_X]

A skeleton pops up from that if you watch it for long enough.

that allmost scared me


and dang, been reading a few threads, im getting depressed when i see how idiotic some people are. totaly beyond help. someone should wack them with the "common sense" bat

 

[Heta]

Isn't that the same site that said all Swedish people that died in the tsunami got what they deserved, and the reason was cause a Swedish priest who preached about homosexuality being a sin and they should all burn in hell got brought up in court.

 

[Heta]

its hard to realise that people are as stupid for real as some of the people posting on that board

God smites mooselimbs and slants - AGAIN! - The Landover Baptist Church Forums

 

[Basic_X]

its hard to realise that people are as stupid for real as some of the people posting on that board

Yea, i knew there where alot of religious idiots in the world (looking at extreme muslims), but that there was sutch a large number of them in america? who is SUPOSEDLY civilised(SP?). realy makes me depressed

 

[Fafnir]

Hehe read a bit on that landover site, pretty scare if they are all serious, and funny how most posters cept the mods are banned..

 

[collegien]

LOL a quality find there

Some people think they are serious

Some of them think they are too

Far too many laughable quotes from The "christain" moderators but that Jeb made me laugh with this response

Quote:
Originally Posted by Father Septic Tank
Now THAT is calling the kettle black.


And THAT is pure and simple racism.

There's nothing wrong with being "black", or as negros in our town like to call it "racially challenged".

LOL OMG they are just too much

goin back to read more.

 

[Olgaline]

has anyone signed up and contributed to the threads ?
if so let us know

 

[leviathane]

phuke me it's alrdy on like 24 pages.

 

[crispy]

phuke me it's alrdy on like 24 pages.

Thats why we should have MORE religious threads!

Religious threads start out as a shit ember then ignites into a full blow shit flame war*


(shit analogy is courtsey of Mr. Layhey)

 

[CorNokZ]

I like the sticky thread "Is your child a goth?!"

Let me quote Pastor Ezekiel:

Let me explain to you how being unsaved trash works when you die.

You're dead. Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begin falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.
Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Saviour the Lord Jesus Christ.

Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.
Hit that Paypal button at the bottom of this page at once to set up a Salvation™ guaranteeing tithing schedule.
Surrender you soul to Jesus and
JOIN US.
Praise Jesus!

I LOVE the ending! Hit the PayPal button and be saved!! Rofl xD

 

[Sparx]

oh my god how much money must they make from gullible fools

"Your doomed to hell, but paypal us and we can save your soul"

Fucking hell

 

[Sparx]

bit of investigation

The Landover Baptist Church is a complete work of fiction. It is a satire/parody

Landover Baptist Terms of Service

 

[Fafnir]

bit of investigation



Landover Baptist Terms of Service

Thank god...

 

[Olgaline]

This site kinda reminded me of this

YouTube - Rowan Atkinson Amazing Jesus
[youtubevid]fTzXJMU1sLc[/youtubevid]

 

[leviathane]

lol.

 

[Sparx]

i think i may sign up now and have some fun