Churches boycott Super Mario Galaxy!

[Dudley52]

Super Mario Galaxies: a homosexual recruiting tool! - The Landover Baptist Church Forums

What a load of shit, are they actually serious?

 

[pikeh]

is that actually real?

 

[crispy]

Oh how i love people who cant spot a joke

 

[Agrigo]

Something is seriously wrong with ppl these days, I mean you could go into a supermarket and say everything there is giving Homosexual references if you look hard enough... I mean come on... the guy is saying that the stardust comming from Marios ass is the result of a "Creampie"! <sighs>

 

[Zede]

i hope the whole thing is a piss take...but from further inspection...

they allow people to post, lets concoct some sweet threads and invade the forum !

 

[Nate]

The luigi bumming flying mario is so shit, they didn't even get the light right on mario.

 

[CorNokZ]

U R MR GAY


rofl! Gotta love the believers

 

[Dukat]

rofl

just rofl


I mean come on, people here actually fell for this? HAHAHAHA


(sonic owns mario btw)

 

[crispy]

Since none of you disbelievers can take the landover baptist church seriously, i will post some articles that will convert you heathens!

Winning Souls to Christ in The World of Warcraft
Is the Xbox 360 Cooler Than Jesus?
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/exnegro/ex-NegroAdFINAL.pdf
The Bible Fact Quiz

 

[Zede]

been reading more on this site.

People of the fair and true FH OT, you gotta read this drivel... !

 

[Zede]

Oh how i love people who cant spot a joke

read up on the rest of the site. 1000s of post from the would-be "pranksters". either its

A) Best piss take site in history ( amen)

B) The world really is full of fruitloops (praise the lord)

 

[Aile]

The Church is awesome.

 

[crispy]

read up on the rest of the site. 1000s of post from the would-be "pranksters". either its

A) Best piss take site in history ( amen)

B) The world really is full of fruitloops (praise the lord)

From their email page:

PLEASE NOTE: "If you send an e-mail submission to this site, you are certifying that you are 18 years or older and you are granting The Landover Baptist™ Parody Website a worldwide, royalty-free, perpetual, irrevocable, non-exclusive and fully sublicensable right and license to use, reproduce, modify, adapt, publish, translate, create derivative works from, distribute, perform and display your submission (in whole or part including your personal e-mail address) and/or to incorporate it in other works in any form, media, or technology now known or later developed." This means, we could write a book and include your email messages and all of the money we make from your stupidity belongs to our Godly Pastor, Deacon Fred! Praise Jesus!

Now do you see?

 

[pikeh]

you cant really say that people who thought this is real are dickheads or whatever; i wouldnt be surprised if there was actually people that thought SMG was a subliminal homosexual conditioning tool, and if there is just one thread posted from this site, who goes and reads the rest of the forum before reading the aforementioned thread?

 

[Zede]

From their email page:

PLEASE NOTE: "If you send an e-mail submission to this site, you are certifying that you are 18 years or older and you are granting The Landover Baptist™ Parody Website a worldwide, royalty-free, perpetual, irrevocable, non-exclusive and fully sublicensable right and license to use, reproduce, modify, adapt, publish, translate, create derivative works from, distribute, perform and display your submission (in whole or part including your personal e-mail address) and/or to incorporate it in other works in any form, media, or technology now known or later developed." This means, we could write a book and include your email messages and all of the money we make from your stupidity belongs to our Godly Pastor, Deacon Fred! Praise Jesus!

Now do you see?

from the look of it from the interwebs, legit "christian" sites are / have been trying to shut the site down.

 

[Ctuchik]

i'm gonna post there

se how long it will stay hehe.

 

[crispy]

you cant really say that people who thought this is real are dickheads or whatever; i wouldnt be surprised if there was actually people that thought SMG was a subliminal homosexual conditioning tool, and if there is just one thread posted from this site, who goes and reads the rest of the forum before reading the aforementioned thread?

Its posts like this that should tickle your funny bone and set of your sarcasm detector!

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"U R MR GAY" there it is, clear as day. And look at the other perversions in this image: note the sparkling stuff that is flowing from Mario's rectum: is this a "creampie" image, with Mario's bottom overflowing with "fairy dust"? Or is it some sort of enema reference?

And look at the lower-righthand-corner, right above the Nintendo logo, where you will see an object entering what is clearly a rectum.

And look at the Wii logo, it is clearly a reference to double-penetration. the W looks like the backbone of a skinny "twink" bending over, while the two...Other objects....Are so obvious I don't even have to mention it.

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[Ctuchik]

what i posted on their boards if they decide to delete it

and i can take a random number of letters from any page on this board and firmly state that you people worship Satan. does that make it so? no ofcourse not.

when will you people actually learn? first it was the oh so dreaded rock and roll, then it was the blasphemous dancing and now the game companies are trying to turn all the children in to gays. for what reason may i ask?

what profit would they ever get from making kids turn gay? do gays play games more then straight people? no they actually play less games then us straight people do. so a financial profit is surely not it.

don't you people have better ways to spend your time other then trying to save the world from things that is clearly not real.

dont get me wrong. i'm all for making he world a happy place. but isn't there enough REAL threats out there? do you have to make things up to?

i don't really expect this post to be allowed to stay as i clearly do not agree with you. but atleast give it 1 second of thought. i'm quite certain you wont lose your spot in heaven because of it.

i'l pop by later on to see if you actually dare to take the argument or not and actually discuss this (and by discussion i actually mean just that, not random quotes from the Bible). i don't expect it but i hope so.

and no, i'm not gay.

 

[pikeh]

what i posted on their boards if they decide to delete it

and i can take a random number of letters from any page on this board and firmly state that you people worship Satan. does that make it so? no ofcourse not.

when will you people actually learn? first it was the oh so dreaded rock and roll, then it was the blasphemous dancing and now the game companies are trying to turn all the children in to gays. for what reason may i ask?

what profit would they ever get from making kids turn gay? do gays play games more then straight people? no they actually play less games then us straight people do. so a financial profit is surely not it.

don't you people have better ways to spend your time other then trying to save the world from things that is clearly not real.

dont get me wrong. i'm all for making he world a happy place. but isn't there enough REAL threats out there? do you have to make things up to?

i don't really expect this post to be allowed to stay as i clearly do not agree with you. but atleast give it 1 second of thought. i'm quite certain you wont lose your spot in heaven because of it.

i'l pop by later on to see if you actually dare to take the argument or not and actually discuss this (and by discussion i actually mean just that, not random quotes from the Bible). i don't expect it but i hope so.

and no, i'm not gay.

errrrr have you read the rest of this thread yeh?

it was said before this is a parody site...

 

[Ctuchik]

errrrr have you read the rest of this thread yeh?

it was said before this is a parody site...

d'oh.

missed that lol.. owell, can always pretend i'm playing along *cough*

 

[crispy]

Edit it very fast

 

[Meril]

Im not sure it is a parody but i hope it is really


says this in the announcement section

"Noobs" please read this before posting. - The Landover Baptist Church Forums

" Do you think we are a parody?
Perhaps you've heard that we are a joke, satire or parody, and you came to our site for a few cheap laughs or "lulz", only to find people taking everything seriously. So now you have decided to be the first to "spill the beans" and let everyone in on your "knowledge". Friend, this has been done so many times that it isn't funny any more.

When an Atheist loses a debate to a fundamentalist Christian, it is a common tactic to accuse the Christian of being a parody. The Atheist is so full of pride, that he cannot imagine being outsmarted by a dumb God-Believer, so he thinks the Christian must be an Atheist like himself who is only pretending to be Christian.

Our situation is not helped by the fact that there is some atheist satirist who does an impression of our Pastor Deacon Fred at atheist conventions. People hear about him and start rumors that they are the same person and that the real Landover Baptist Church is also just a joke. Some Atheists go so far as to vandalize our church's Wikipedia page to say that we are a satire."

 

[leviathane]

lol how racist are they, check out the diaper thread xD

jesus didn't wear diapers.

 

[Olgaline]

this stuff is ace

A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy - The Landover Baptist Church Forums

JesOS™ The First True Christian Operating System for Your Computer!

 

[leviathane]

idd some quality reading. Great find tbh.

 

[Solo]

Here is the cover art that comes on the box. Note that Mario is not only portrayed as gay, but as "bottom" gay:

lol genius

 

[leviathane]

The Homo Handshake - Learn to Spot a Gay Boy! For kids.

 

[Downanael]

I'm more terrified about this website someone had on his sig THE PIT OF HELL!
Looks like hell is forever stuck to dreaded era of animated gifts and horrible backgrounds

 

[Solo]

I'm more terrified about this website someone had on his sig THE PIT OF HELL!
Looks like hell is forever stuck to dreaded era of animated gifts and horrible backgrounds

And the cooking of a placenta half way down in the middle.

 

[preacherboy]

Super Mario Galaxies: a homosexual recruiting tool! - The Landover Baptist Church Forums

What a load of shit, are they actually serious?

lol the trail behind him is just the effect of him flying? think the dude as one messed up head