Chuck norris jeans

Demon2k3

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http://www.hogdalen.biz/index.php?view=news&id=52

the page is in swedish.

but the chuck norris part is that.

Chuck norris once sold his own brand of action jeans. Tight with extreme bootcut for the cowboyboots. aswell as an extra patch of fabric to be able to kick in split. All just for not letting bad cloth taste let him run around and kick the majority of moralic enemies in the head. That an average script to walker texas ranger gets mine kampf look like young left(ung vänster) put together and also put its little part in there (And then we haven't mentioned the exagerating transpiring or movie historys hairiest back).

This is an quick translation. hope it is readable.
 

Demon2k3

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forgot one word there. the extra patch was in the crouch.
 

evzy

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Demon2k3 said:
forgot one word there. the extra patch was in the crouch.

No wonder he is 6ft 7 if he is stuffed with extra denim!
 

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Dunno if this one is old, I just found it on the web, its chuck norris talking about his own facts
 

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