Chuck Norris > all

[Gamah]

If you don''t agree he will roundhouse you mfkers!

<o/ CHUCK \o>

Oh and Chuck definatly owns THE HOFF.

 

[Blackjack]

The cement wasn't even wet either!!

 

[Gamah]

The cement wasn't even wet either!!

I heard Chuck had to do it several times, as he just smashed right though the blocks the first 10 times..

 

[Blackjack]

I heard Chuck had to do it several times, as he just smashed right though the blocks the first 10 times..

and it was delayed for 4 days since Chuck had roundhouse kicked all the cement in the US.

 

[Limitless]

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

 

[Aoln]

new internet fotm ;<

 

[Haggus]

*goes to find his "care picture"*

 

[Cirandi]

Now YOU can be as cool as Chuck! And for only 29.95$!!!!

http://buzz.bazooka.se/pics/?file=ChuckNorrisKarateJeans.jpg

I have 2 pairs of both, i wear them whenever i feel my self-confidence going down, and it brings me right back up to speed.

 

[old.Tohtori]

*pokes his Icefloat computer*

*blinks*

Nah...i couldn't...i shouldn't...i Musn't!

Or...should i? Could i? Must i?

Yeeeeeeeeeeees!!

Muahahaha!!!

 

[Fenderon]

¯\(º_o)/¯

 

[[SS]Gamblor]

See Mr.t Knows all .. look what he did to me for having to Look for this pic....

 

[Gamah]

Chuck Norris saw my thread and roundhoused me today..i'm typing with my nose.

 

[Rhori]

I'm to scared for the banstick to help you Haggus :<

 

[Haggus]

I'm to scared for the banstick to help you Haggus :<

Why?

 

[Limitless]

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

 

[Aoln]

Chuck Norris saw my thread and roundhoused me today..i'm typing with my nose.

That's a lie or you would be dead

 

[soze]

Steven Seagal said Chuck was a big fairy!

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See fairy

 

[Gamah]

Steven Seagal said Chuck was a big fairy!

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See fairy

Yeah ever wondered why Steven Seagal is not in any movies these days? Chuck roundhoused him.

Edit: Turns out hes in loads of movies..I think Chuck roundhoused him anyway but because chuck is omnipotent he pretends to be steven in movies.

 

[soze]

Yeah ever wondered why Steven Seagal is not in any movies these days? Chuck roundhoused him.

Edit: Turns out hes in loads of movies..I think Chuck roundhoused him anyway but because chuck is omnipotent he pretends to be steven in movies.

Or maybe he survived a roundhouse to carry on acting?

Steven would win a knife fight look at his skills in under seige.

 

[Limitless]

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

 

[[SS]Gamblor]

When Chuck Skydives he doesn't bother with a parachute.

but he doesn't plummet into the ground either.

Mother earth is afriad he might go out the other side, so gravity changes for him to slow him down.

Chuck uses this time to round house any Planes/Birds..etc into the ground to make a nice soft pile for him to land on.

 

[Goku]

Armageddon is based on a true story, but in real life Chuck Norris roundhoused the comet.

 

[Laddey]

Why does everybody <3 chuck norris, if he tried roundhousing me he'd brake his hip. Hulk Hogan > Chuck Florrist.

 

[Goku]

5 seconds after that photo was taken hulk got roundhoused by chuck

 

[old.Tohtori]

Cool graphics though...have to honor the old dude with a real one too

 

[Laddey]

5 seconds after that photo was taken hulk got roundhoused by chuck

lol

Cool graphics though...have to honor the old dude with a real one too

He's a big guy, old guy aswell but he looks well



unstoppable!

 

[Comos]

This thread is about someone coming out of the closet right?
Good for you!

 

[Dorimor1]

I'd recommend this site for all you Chuck Norris lovers Funny stuff

 

[Limitless]

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/ -
you can even order various t-shirts that say things like
"guns dont kill people - chuck norris kills people"
"some people wear superman pajamas, superman wears chuck norris pajamas"

 

[Gamah]

Chuck Norris just called me, I answered hello and he roundhoused me down the phone