Christmas Toy Number 1

[old.Tyraette]

Just in time for the Xmas rush, Flexes Mightily Inc. is proud to present the newest item that we are quietly confident will be all the rage this Christmas

Just take a look at the features your very own Shaeffer Doll comes with! :

Fully rotatable arms and legs: Make your very own Prince of the Shadowed Night flex mightily!

Smooth ringpull action triggers your very own voice samples! Hear Shaeffer say all his most famous phrases!

Pfft!
1 a3r t3h suxx0r
I got wtfpwned
Ffs, how hard is it...S H A E F F E R!
Next time, stay out of my bloody Forest!

And more!

Watch in awe as your Shaeffer Doll reacts to other as yet unreleased toys in our line! Place Shaeffer next to Treeloe and watch as magnetic implants draw each other closer into a Mighty Hug <tm>

Place him next to a Gustav Doll and watch as he falls down limp to the ground as part of his 'Wtfpwned' programming!


Truly this is a marvel to be enjoyed by kids and adults alike. Hurry now, as theres a limited stock due to popularity. But dont worry, theres sure to be plenty of Shaeffer to go around!

 

[ele]

 

[speshneeds]

rofl!

 

[Adelle]

I want one! Where can I order? Please take my money!

(But hey, what's an infil doing with a shiled?)

 

[Addlcove]

Originally posted by Adelle
(But hey, what's an infil doing with a shiled?)

it´s an overstatement of "shaefferness" (gimpness in 1337 speak)

 

[old.Gombur Glodson]

Absolute class

Where can you preorder?

 

[GrivneKelmorian]

I am gonna buy one for Rowena!

 

[Shanaia]

What about that "wtfblush-routine" you'd put into him ... in reaction to the "Shanaia has a crush on Sheepffer" routine my doll has

Pfft can't trust people nowadays

 

[old.Tyraette]

Ah Sheepffer.

Legal proceedings have already begun against our competitors. So jealous are they of our success that their own, mispelled versions of our dolls are becoming more and more available.


Dont be fooled by these imitations though! Only go for the genuine article! :great:

 

[Shanaia]

<ponders marketing the much better "Sheepffer Cocosnut" version of the doll>

I'm thinking a wtfDF! functionality... everytime your little kid wants to hug her doll he evades and stuns it for the rest of the afternoon...

also a wtfunb00ffed where everytime a person slightly "buff" enters a 20 yard radius the doll goes in a "/beckons /yell drop b00fs wimp" loop

 

[Flesh]

I'll take one of each doll, 2 boxes of matches, and a set of drawing pins.

 

[speshneeds]

Originally posted by Flesh
I'll take one of each doll, 2 boxes of matches, and a set of drawing pins.

and a post count reset

 

[Aoln]

 

[Flesh]

Originally posted by speshneeds
and a post count reset

I'd abuse you, but your Welsh..which takes all the fun out of it.

 

[Flesh]

And it wasn't reset!
It was "curbed", kinda like those naughty dogs that bite people.

 

[klavrynd]

since you're making a gimp line, when's the klav model coming?

 

[old.Jeriraa]

Originally posted by Shanaia
[BI'm thinking a wtfDF! functionality... everytime your little kid wants to hug her doll he evades and stuns it for the rest of the afternoon... [/B]

This is a genious! I want one of these! Screw the original.

 

[old.Tyraette]

Originally posted by old.Jeriraa
Screw the original.

most people say that

/flex

 

[pudzy]

Heh, thats the position Ardrias gets turned on by.. so I'm told!

 

[Shanaia]

Originally posted by old.Tyraette
most people say that

/flex

No no .. most people say "sew the original"... it's sew .. as it keeps falling apart

That's what you get .. cheap labor ... I hear Flexes Mightily Inc. uses underpaid luri's to make the dolls ... and they feed them trollmeat...

We use overpaid trolls and feed them luri's ... we all know lurimeat > trollmeat

 

[Roo Stercogburn]

Oooh nice toy.

But why is it inside one of those hamsters' wheels?

Is the friend with the blue shield helping you run round because you don't have an end buff?

 

[old.Ayam Ganbatte]

Chuckie with a facelift is still Chuckie.

 

[Ardrias_Mid]

Ayam!

 

[Twaize]

Make a pala one?

 

[[Oo]Escape]

Originally posted by Shanaia
What about that "wtfblush-routine" you'd put into him ... in reaction to the "Shanaia has a crush on Sheepffer" routine my doll has

Pfft can't trust people nowadays

Sheepfurr???


How does he get these names?

 

[Cyradix]

pssstt, guys.....

I know someone who sells the x-rated shafter versions....

Also includes full rotatable and moving..... ahum.... parts
RL size so don't expect much....

 

[Ardrias_Mid]

LOL

 

[old.Tyraette]

Originally posted by Twaize
Make a pala one?

By popular deman, Flexes Mightily Inc is expanding its range of Daoc Dollys. Since we are still bound by our own NDA we cannot tell you too many, nor can we tell you their starting stats. But we can give a sneak preview of our Soulfly model:

Features on this model are like golddust, however we can confirm that it WILL possess the following:

Crying Soulfly, take away his masterpiece and watch him burst out into tears!

Rumour has been widespread throughout the realms as to the nature and abilities of some others in our Daoc Dolly line. Having spoken with our superiors, we can confirm that some features are in!

Fattshanes - Push him in the belly and watch as he squeals LOL! at you!

Roo - Reactive to environment Roo! PLace him within our Emain base and watch him turn to a certain animal before hollering out BADGER BADGER BADGER! Complete the song by buying a limited edition Animist Doll for cries of MUSHROOM MUSHROOM!

Klav Dolly - This doll is fully reversible! Watch as his face and body implodes into its cuddly hamster equivalent!

Grivne Doll - Watch as this thane replica activates its inbuilt weather system to call forth the powers of Mjollnir and piss off all other dolls in the ares!

Roalith dolly - With hingemaking action!!

Kyra Dolly - Fully rotable Teh Wiggle Action!!

Liste - Same as Shaeffer Dolly, but in pink

Flesh Dolly - Watch as magnets implanted in all our Dollys feet respond instantly and hurl themselves at Fleshs' behind in true Booting motion!

Unfortunately, we have had to scrap some dollys that were in testing, including the Rambo Dolly that refused to function unless you also bought our Rambotina Cleric Doll.

But, minor blip aside, the potential for more in this range are huge! Flexes Mightily Inc is a company always proud to acknowledge its many fans, and appreciates your comments and suggestions. Please! If you have any more ideas, our R&D team will be happy to stea...er....consider them!

 

[Addlcove]

class mate, just class!

 

[old.Tyraette]

Goth-a-Doll - Gaze in awe as his elasticated mouth can double up to be a can holder!!

Odd Doll...This fluffy Seel comes complete with Voicebox, emitting Pingu style gibberish that some find irritating but will undoubtedly bring a laugh to even the most lemonfaced gamer!