Help Christmas Present for 18 Year old Sister!!!

[Ceixah]

So yes a little late in the game, but I really need to get a christmas present for my recently turned 18 year old sister - and before the internet trolls start with the inappropriate suggestions/remarks, she's my sister and no she's not single nor attractive!

I was thinking a watch with a personal engraving, but I'm worried that she wouldn't wear a watch (she'd prob like the sentiment but it'd be pretty pointless)

 

[Tom]

"nor" should only be used following "neither".

 

[Raven]

Rampant rabbit.

Have it engraved if you like.

 

[Sydrik]

 

[old.Tohtori]

nor attractive!

How rude of you to speak of your own sister like that, basically calling her an uglyton. At such an impressionable age as well! Shame on you.

On your gift idea though, go to one of those shops that do moldings of your penis and give her that.

 

[caLLous]

I fear you will not find many useful suggestions here. Tbh your pre-emptive "keep it appropriate" clause robbed us all of some comedic joy.

I see it is widely being ignored though.

 

[Sydrik]

Need Present for 18 year Old Sister.Stuck for ideas.Ask Freddyshouse.
Fail. MASSIVE FAIL.

 

[old.Tohtori]

I fear you will not find many useful suggestions here. Tbh your pre-emptive "keep it appropriate" clause robbed us all of some comedic joy.

Want to get rid of FH? Put a red button on the floor with a ton of explosives and just say "Please don't press."

 

[TdC]

pester Deebs for a girly FH tshirt

 

[Zarjazz]

Shoes. Definitely shoes.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

she's my sister and no she's not single nor attractive!

Never stopped a good Freddy before.

 

[Ceixah]

You should all be ashamed of yourselves!

Although you did make me chuckle whilst I'm at work so gj on that respect!

None of you would though she's a fat chav, and thats putting it nicely!

 

[mycenae]

you won't manage to get a watch engraved in time....
if she's honestly as chavvy as you say, go to argos and get some disgusting gold plated hoop earrings and chains...isn't that what all chavs wear?

 

[Billargh]

Get her a bottle of White Lightning or some shit then.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

she's a fat chav, and thats putting it nicely!

Never stopped a good Freddy before.

Re-ordered for accuracy.

 

[old.user4556]

Trolling? On a thread about presents for an 18 year old sister?!

Must ..... resist ..... !

 

[Cerb]

Some perfume? A gift voucher for a Spa?

 

[Wij]

Get her her own cellar in Austria.

 

[Bahumat]

Yeah rampant rabbit sounds the best idea. She probably broke the one I gave her last year from all the use haha

 

[gohan]

You should all be ashamed of yourselves!

Although you did make me chuckle whilst I'm at work so gj on that respect!

None of you would though she's a fat chav, and thats putting it nicely!

in that case get her a sterilisation.....

 

[old.user4556]

Pics. We'll be the judge.

 

[Ceixah]

yeh I'm not gonna post a picture of my sister

I guess this was a waste of a plea anyways although the thread did make me chuckle so there's that I guess!

 

[Overdriven]

Can I have a girly FH top?

My suggestions are probably as bad, if not so, worse, than some of the suggestions here. Anal? - Anyway... Mine turns 18 next year, she's getting a letter from every club in [Insert town] saying she's barred.

 

[Everz]

Take her to Agramon and troll that bitch!

 

[Ch3tan]

Just FB stalked OD's sister.

Who needs him to post pics when you can do it yourself

 

[Trem]

Me, wrapped in Bacofoil.

job done.

 

[Overdriven]

Just FB stalked OD's sister.

Who needs him to post pics when you can do it yourself

FO! :[ Gonna tell her to fix her privacy settings!

 

[old.Tohtori]

When did OD come back?

Welcome back.

 

[Olgaline]

A mixtape?


:-D