Christmas Jokes

Athena

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HURRAH etc... it's almost Christmas. Anyhoo this has just been sent around the office and I thought it was quite good :)


Have you ever wondered the reason as to why we have an angel on top of the Christmas tree?

On one particular Christmas Santa was rushed and harried trying to get ready for his annual trip to deliver gifts to the world’s children.
He asked Mrs. Claus to wake him at five a.m. and to have his breakfast ready with a lunch to take along on the journey.
He then went to his workshop and told the elves to have all the presents packed in the sleigh and the reindeer harnessed at 5:30 a.m.
At 5:30 the following morning he awoke. He jumped out of bed furious with Mrs. Claus for not awakening him on time. His mood worsened when he realized she had fixed neither his breakfast nor his afternoon meal.
He ran out to his sleigh only to find the elves, drunk from partying all night, had no presents packed, and the reindeer running loose in the pasture.
About this time a little angel walked by dragging a large Christmas tree.
Santa tried to ignore her since his mood was so foul, but the little angel spoke up and said, ‘Santa what should I do with this Christmas tree?’

And that, my children, is why there is an angel on the top of the Christmas tree……



wub athie xx
 

Chilly

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Quality.

Why did deebs cross the road?
Cos his willy was stuck in the turkey's bum!
 

bob269

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Apparently there's a dyslexic Santa on the loose in Ipswich...







keeps leaving prozzies under trees
 

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