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I have been poorly recently, tonsilitis the other week and now some sort of chest infection type thing.
I got prescribed Penicilin for my tonsilitis, about 2 weeks ago.
So I go to my local chemist (Lloyds) to retrieve said pills, the first thing that hit me was the blinding light as you open the door, I mean, are the bulbs forged in hell by the devil himself? You cannot buy bulbs that fucking bright for a strip light anywhere, they must request the most painful, eye popping lights in the world. The second thing that hit me was the heat, had I walked in to a chemist or opened a secret door to a room inside the sun? Just unbearable.
I stroll up to the counter to get my stuff, oh no, OH FUCKING HELL NO, "the pharmacist is in a consultation, she will be a good 30 minutes" I am told, I saw the pharmicist in the consultation room and she was sat there with an elderly woman. Honestly, what the fuck can she be wanting a consultation about that she cannot get from her doctor, I dunno, what sort of pants remove the odour of dry piss? Besides, don't do that, don't go to a chemist because you have nothing else to do, don't go there to pass the hours before you die. If you need advice GO TO A FUCKING DOCTOR!
I waited, and waited, (outside to stop my skin from peeling off under the lights), ooohh I saw an old woman leave with a suitcase full of drugs, brilliant, she must of done consulting, oh no, OH NO NO NO she was still in there and had obviously took time out to give this woman her pills. I went home and asked Samm to fetch them for me later on that day.
Anyway, I went to the doctors today because I am still rough, I was prescribed some pills, different pills but still just pills.
Off I trot to the same chemist again to fill my boots with drugs. I walk in, fill the prescription thing out and give it the woman "it will be a good 10 minutes before this is ready" she said, 10 minutes? 10 FUCKING MINUTES???? Had I asked for a pill made from unicorn horn and DoDo feathers or had I asked for SOME PILLS IN A BOX ON A SHELF? Seriously 10 minutes to walk to a shelf and pick up the box and pass it to me? Well I couldn't wait because I was dizzy and the one chair in there was filled by an old man, a bit fat old man so I went home. Samm had to fetch the pills for me again.
Honestly this country drives me up the wall
I got prescribed Penicilin for my tonsilitis, about 2 weeks ago.
So I go to my local chemist (Lloyds) to retrieve said pills, the first thing that hit me was the blinding light as you open the door, I mean, are the bulbs forged in hell by the devil himself? You cannot buy bulbs that fucking bright for a strip light anywhere, they must request the most painful, eye popping lights in the world. The second thing that hit me was the heat, had I walked in to a chemist or opened a secret door to a room inside the sun? Just unbearable.
I stroll up to the counter to get my stuff, oh no, OH FUCKING HELL NO, "the pharmacist is in a consultation, she will be a good 30 minutes" I am told, I saw the pharmicist in the consultation room and she was sat there with an elderly woman. Honestly, what the fuck can she be wanting a consultation about that she cannot get from her doctor, I dunno, what sort of pants remove the odour of dry piss? Besides, don't do that, don't go to a chemist because you have nothing else to do, don't go there to pass the hours before you die. If you need advice GO TO A FUCKING DOCTOR!
I waited, and waited, (outside to stop my skin from peeling off under the lights), ooohh I saw an old woman leave with a suitcase full of drugs, brilliant, she must of done consulting, oh no, OH NO NO NO she was still in there and had obviously took time out to give this woman her pills. I went home and asked Samm to fetch them for me later on that day.
Anyway, I went to the doctors today because I am still rough, I was prescribed some pills, different pills but still just pills.
Off I trot to the same chemist again to fill my boots with drugs. I walk in, fill the prescription thing out and give it the woman "it will be a good 10 minutes before this is ready" she said, 10 minutes? 10 FUCKING MINUTES???? Had I asked for a pill made from unicorn horn and DoDo feathers or had I asked for SOME PILLS IN A BOX ON A SHELF? Seriously 10 minutes to walk to a shelf and pick up the box and pass it to me? Well I couldn't wait because I was dizzy and the one chair in there was filled by an old man, a bit fat old man so I went home. Samm had to fetch the pills for me again.
Honestly this country drives me up the wall
