cheesy pun

[Ch3tan]

Just got a load of cheesy puns in an e-mail. This one stood out a mile, made me giggle a lot.

I apologise if you dont find it funny, which is also a lie, becuase I dont really give a fuck it you do or not

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most
of the time, which produced an impressive set of
calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which
made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he
suffered from bad breath. This made him ..... (Oh,
man, this is so bad, it's good).....A super calloused
fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

 

[throdgrain]

FFS man SORT IT ART !!!

 

[caLLous]

If any others are half decent post 'em too Ch3t, this sort of thing amuses me lots.

 

[gmloki]

Get A Grip Man

 

[Ch3tan]

Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns
to the other and says "Dam!"

A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption.
One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named
"Ahmal." The other
goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years
later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth
mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her
husband that she wishes she also had a picture of
Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've
seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."

 

[tankgirl_ni]

am i really simple.. or were those side-splittingly funny???







actually.. dont answer that.

 

[Doh_boy]

LMAO

Even though I'd heard the gandhi one it was still funny.

 

[MYstIC G]

I vow to hit him in person on behalf of everyone who thinks this thread is awful.

 

[Dommers]

rofl!!!222

 

[Utini]

I'm going to tell anddos where you live and send him round to talk at you.

 

[Ch3tan]

And I vow to slap rob (meg) silly for no reason at all.

And Utini is anddos, and drjones and *****. Its his secret secret, dont tell anyone!