Help Cheese removal techniques?

[Dukat]

I have this giant piece of cheese stuck to my head and I need to know how to remove it!

I've tried sticking my head on a peice of toast and putting it under the oven for a few minutes but nothing is happening Also, no amount of bacon seems to help.

With those two options down, I'm completely out of ideas, help me freddyshouse kenobi!

 

[Overdriven]

Will it blend?!

 

[pikeh]

grate it imho.

Mind your face though!

 

[Chronictank]

theres only one solution

Get in ma belleh!

 

[Lamp]

I have this giant piece of cheese stuck to my head and I need to know how to remove it!

You'll have to cut your head off. Its the only way.

 

[old.Tohtori]

I have this giant piece of cheese stuck to my head and I need to know how to remove it!

Liquid nitrogen, hammer, problem solved.

 

[Ezteq]

i suggest you apply a cheese grater then add the following:

YouTube - Tone Loc - Wild Thing
[youtubevid]387ZDGSKVSg[/youtubevid]

its physically impossible to stop your head from moving in a rhythmic manner to this song the action of this against a cheese grater should cause the phenomnomnominan of "cheese grating" a little known Mayan practice dating back to the early 1920s when Myan flappers were doing the charlston their flapper dresses got too close to the holy sacrifial cheese and grated it.

I do recommend that some form of lubricant is employed though as the friction generated can cause a small explosian similar to this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MWtLvFYMU4

and some eyebrow singing could occur.

 

[Huntingtons]

fondue?

Im wonder though Ez, the Rythmic Head moving, is it against a wall?

 

[Ezteq]

could be...i've not researched it that much, sheesh whadda you think i have no life?

 

[Aoami]

stick your head in a frying pan and add some bacon for a quick and easy pasta sauce.

 

[Gahn]

 

[Dukat]

Ok I like all of these ideas, you crazy bunch of people

However because I couldnt decide which one to go with, I did all of them, at once.

The results were spectacular to say the least! Sadly after finishing I then needed a new head luckily I was fully insured and a new one arrived 5 minutes ago!! with moar cheese on it

So I'm now back to square one, I dont know though, its not so bad really, I kinda have this whole "cheese on the head" look going, I just need to accessorise! a bit of bacon on the other side of my head, some egg scattered around, if I do it right, they'll never notice the cheese!

 

[Cerb]

Has someone slipped me something while i wasnt looking?...this thread made about as much sense to me as the chewbacca defence....

 

[Lamp]

Dukat's been snorting powdered kitten vomit again

 

[pikeh]

Ok I like all of these ideas, you crazy bunch of people

However because I couldnt decide which one to go with, I did all of them, at once.

The results were spectacular to say the least! Sadly after finishing I then needed a new head luckily I was fully insured and a new one arrived 5 minutes ago!! with moar cheese on it

So I'm now back to square one, I dont know though, its not so bad really, I kinda have this whole "cheese on the head" look going, I just need to accessorise! a bit of bacon on the other side of my head, some egg scattered around, if I do it right, they'll never notice the cheese!

try a few cock-tail sticks and a bit of pineapple!

 

[Bahumat]

Cheese is a kind of meat,
a tasty yellow beef,
I milk it from my teat,
I try to be discreet.

mmm cheese, mmm cheese.

I bet it's making you have very odd dreams?

 

[Yshynsin]

;<

 

[Ormorof]

pics? its one of those situations that i just have to see... (i believe its called morbid curiousity, its why you always look if you get told about something really gross and nasty is lurking behind a sofa or whatever but dont really want to, you HAVE TO! )

 

[kiliarien]

Fight fire-with-fire! Or in this case cheese-on-cheese.

Go cheese rolling and knock it off your bonce with falling over.

YouTube - Gloucestershire Cheese Rolling 2008


Surely the most poetic way.

 

[Overdriven]

Dukat, I'll post a picture on here later. Took one just for you which I saw at the tate. This photo is just epic, because of the name on it.

 

[Overdriven]

Dukat!

 

[Bahumat]

Dukat!

lmao my friend is doing an exhibition thingy for him at James Hyman iirc.

 

[TdC]

Dukat's been snorting powdered kitten vomit again

this thread should have ended after this. and especially before the cheese rolling!

 

[adoNix]

 

[Lamp]

Tom & Jerry cartoons - the old ones - are class. The modern ones done on computers where they talk are utter crap. All the old Loony Tunes & Tom & Jerry are timeless classics.