Cheap Petrol?

[Trem]

Will somebody please buy some from here and let me know if its above board, a guy on my other forum has and he says it was fine with no hiccups.

 

[Will]

Its not above board.

Really really not above board

 

[Chilly]

that bloke is obviously a tart then trem

 

[Trancor]

Curse it beaten to the obvious

 

[~Yuckfou~]

Will somebody please buy some from here and let me know if its above board, a guy on my other forum has and he says it was fine with no hiccups.

*points and laughs*

 

[Tom]

They're a bunch of tree hugging yoghurt knitters, may they burn in hell.

 

[Tilda]

How can you help us? If you're a petrol-head and you like to hang around messaging boards with other petrol-heads, why not wind up your online friends with helpful posts like

Wonder if it would be legal

 

[Trem]

Awwwww

 

[old.user4556]

Get a diesel, used vegetable oil.

Ever been behind a diesel car that smells like a chip shop? That's a tax dodging scumbag that is, although I completely agree to dodging fuel tax if you can get away with it.

 

[Danya]

Vegetable oil is legal - you have to pay the duty on it yourself though (most don't).
Saw an article about some bloke who reckoned he payed about 46p/litre for vege oil even with the duty or something like that.

 

[old.user4556]

Oh yes, if you pay the tax, it's kosher.

I'd find it had to pay it .

 

[Danya]

Better than a big fine.

 

[Lester]

"Just in case you are an American, or possibly drive a car made by Suzuki, we will spell the purpose of Petrol Direct out to you in simple terms. This is a spoof. A parody. We do not sell petrol or any other fuels, and certainly not plutonium or antimatter. Sorry. This site is strictly for laughs only."

oh Tremz0r.....

 

[Trem]

Oh dear god Lester do you not know me by now you total n00b

If you're a petrol-head and you like to hang around messaging boards with other petrol-heads, why not wind up your online friends with helpful posts like:

* I can't believe how cheap they are - I ordered thirty litres of super unleaded and it was there, next day, left on my doorstep in 2 litre plastic bottles.
* They've certainly cornered the market in high-perfomance fuels. They even sell petrol with NOx already in it which saves on the costs of an expensive conversion.
* If you don't mind driving slowly, the Ultra Low Cost Value Unleaded is amazingly cheap.
* At last a company that understands the importance of real lead in petrol.. and lots of it!
* They're not just a pile-it-high and sell-it-cheap merchant, it seems that they are working with partners to develop a lot of environmentally friendly fuels, plus some really advanced stuff for the future.
* I think it's shocking - sending petrol is the post is incredibly dangerous!

 

[Lester]

Well it did cross my mind that you were mucking about, but I went with my instincts....

 

[Draylor]

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